RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

Jak, This one's for you.

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oh! You are sick arent you!!!! Get to feeling better soon!

hahaha, I like that, It comes with crosshairs like yer looking through a scope aimed perfect. Thanks Veas+++++

Sorry........................

:nono1" G'morning Dabby

Oh much better. An even dozen. WooHoo!!


Uh-Huh Uh-Huh, Morning Jak

Oh much better. An even dozen. WooHoo!!


Uh-Huh Uh-Huh, Morning Jak

ya got it before I fixed it LOL

lmao very!!!

M is working for me right now

Here's some extras You may need them soon

Got this email from a friend

A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL
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> While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.
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> For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....
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> "There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
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> "There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it....waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.
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> "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.
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> "IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK YOUR CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPERS AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY, AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
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> THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.
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> THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."
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> Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic being used. Please be safe.
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> Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME THE VICTIM.
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> Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
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> It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.
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Good Morning Peeps


And I looked, and beheld a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death.- Revelation 6:8.

Very good advice. MOst people dont realize unmarked police cars do not do traffic stops!!! They are usually part of a team and follow only. It is dangerous for them to pull over cars since most of the people they deal with are major drug dealers or other hard crimes that require stealth. Patrol cars do traffic stops unless its an extreme case like your dog is tied to your bumper. My brother is a cop and has warned me never to pull over for them since if you dont pul over for a legitimate police officer they will call for backup with a marked car. Pull over for them and explain! They will understand! DONT run or speed,just get to a safe place with lots of people.
Unmarked cars are more for watching and stealth, thats why theyre unmarked. It is important to call the police as soon as possible since if you get away they will find another target and you could save that person!
Also something my brother also told me is when you get a call from sherrifs association or others claiming to raise funds for downed troupers or to support state police, DONT!!! They do not call asking! If a trouper is hurt and needs money a fund may be set up but most states have laws against soliciting and if you want to contribute do it directly. Remember they have insurance that pays for everything if theyre hurt on the job.and their widows are well cared for! Life insurance plus funeral and life long pension, 50% off mortgage, education for the kids and insurance for the kids and widow! They need more emotional support than someone using their dead husbands name to raise money for their own pockets! Some give a portion to the widow but take a huge cut! Be nice to show up and just mow the lawn or ask if she needs anything done around the house!