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228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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popp
08-07-2012 at 04:26 AM.
08-07-2012 at 04:26 AM.
Good Morning Peeps

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat to the shop for repairs?
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Sprokitz
08-07-2012 at 05:23 AM.
08-07-2012 at 05:23 AM.
Good Morning FF

DABBY

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08-07-2012 at 05:54 AM.
08-07-2012 at 05:54 AM.
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Dabble-Inn
08-07-2012 at 05:55 AM.
08-07-2012 at 05:55 AM.
Quote from popp :
Good Morning Peeps

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat to the shop for repairs?
Cracks at the bottom of the transom are bad
Quote from Sprokitz :
Good Morning FF

DABBY

Cracks at the bottom of the transom are goodbounce
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123veas
08-07-2012 at 06:40 AM.
08-07-2012 at 06:40 AM.
Morning FF
Thanks Jelee
@dabbsshake head LMAO
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Wishalot
08-07-2012 at 07:30 AM.
08-07-2012 at 07:30 AM.
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Good morning everyone,
Thank you for all the contest posts.
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123veas
08-07-2012 at 08:09 AM.
08-07-2012 at 08:09 AM.
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08-07-2012 at 08:31 AM.
08-07-2012 at 08:31 AM.
Quote from Vegas123 :
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Thanks, had a feeling there would be one of these today as the contest ends tomorrow.
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08-07-2012 at 08:48 AM.
08-07-2012 at 08:48 AM.
Good Mourning FF World,

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darkzone
08-07-2012 at 09:23 AM.
08-07-2012 at 09:23 AM.
Quote from num1bob :
Good Mourning FF World,

First and foremost, congrats to all the winners and thanks for all the new links. Having said that, I noticed when voting for Gary's vice this morning that I hit on the 10,000 vote mark. That is one heck of a lot of votes good luck. Had a few more small wins.

Hello!
I'm writing to let you know that you are a Third Prize winner in our TRUENORTH Health Nut Sweepstakes! You have won a one-month subscription to Gaiam TV worth $9.95. Congratulations!
There's no need to reply - you'll receive your subscription via email.
I hope you enjoy your prize - congratulations again! Be sure to visit http://www.facebook.com/TRUENORTHsnacks to "brag" about your cool prizes and send your friends for their chance to win in our future promotions.
Thank you!

Hello,
Congratulations! You have been selected as a winner in the ScotchBlue Ribbons sampling giveaway. We are in the process of fulfilling your prize: 1 Combo Pack of Scotch Colors and Patterns Tape, however we cannot successfully deliver your prize without your address. Please visit the web site below and respond within 10 days with an updated physical address. If you do not respond within 10 days, you will forfeit your prize.

Congrats again to all the winners, thanks for the new links and good luck to everybody on the FF. Keep the wins coming. Cheers.
Nice wins congrats
Quote from popp :
Good Morning Peeps

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat to the shop for repairs?
LMAO
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cwhetme
08-07-2012 at 09:47 AM.
08-07-2012 at 09:47 AM.
Quote from Dabble-Inn :
Cracks at the bottom of the transom are bad

Cracks at the bottom of the transom are goodbounce
Naughty, Naughty elephant!!!! EEK!

Quote from Vegas123 :
Surpprise Road Trip NOw
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Thanks! Surprised I still got in on that!!
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08-07-2012 at 09:51 AM.
08-07-2012 at 09:51 AM.
Quote from num1bob :
Good Mourning FF World,

First and foremost, congrats to all the winners and thanks for all the new links. Having said that, I noticed when voting for Gary's vice this morning that I hit on the 10,000 vote mark. That is one heck of a lot of votes good luck. Had a few more small wins.

Hello!
I'm writing to let you know that you are a Third Prize winner in our TRUENORTH Health Nut Sweepstakes! You have won a one-month subscription to Gaiam TV worth $9.95. Congratulations!
There's no need to reply - you'll receive your subscription via email.
I hope you enjoy your prize - congratulations again! Be sure to visit http://www.facebook.com/TRUENORTHsnacks to "brag" about your cool prizes and send your friends for their chance to win in our future promotions.
Thank you!

Hello,
Congratulations! You have been selected as a winner in the ScotchBlue Ribbons sampling giveaway. We are in the process of fulfilling your prize: 1 Combo Pack of Scotch Colors and Patterns Tape, however we cannot successfully deliver your prize without your address. Please visit the web site below and respond within 10 days with an updated physical address. If you do not respond within 10 days, you will forfeit your prize.

Congrats again to all the winners, thanks for the new links and good luck to everybody on the FF. Keep the wins coming. Cheers.
Congratulations!!! There for a second I thought you said you won a pack of condom scotch colors!!! EEK!
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figarotigger
08-07-2012 at 10:01 AM.
08-07-2012 at 10:01 AM.
Quote from num1bob :
Good Mourning FF World,

First and foremost, congrats to all the winners and thanks for all the new links. Having said that, I noticed when voting for Gary's vice this morning that I hit on the 10,000 vote mark. That is one heck of a lot of votes good luck. Had a few more small wins.

Hello!
I'm writing to let you know that you are a Third Prize winner in our TRUENORTH Health Nut Sweepstakes! You have won a one-month subscription to Gaiam TV worth $9.95. Congratulations!
There's no need to reply - you'll receive your subscription via email.
I hope you enjoy your prize - congratulations again! Be sure to visit http://www.facebook.com/TRUENORTHsnacks to "brag" about your cool prizes and send your friends for their chance to win in our future promotions.
Thank you!

Hello,
Congratulations! You have been selected as a winner in the ScotchBlue Ribbons sampling giveaway. We are in the process of fulfilling your prize: 1 Combo Pack of Scotch Colors and Patterns Tape, however we cannot successfully deliver your prize without your address. Please visit the web site below and respond within 10 days with an updated physical address. If you do not respond within 10 days, you will forfeit your prize.

Congrats again to all the winners, thanks for the new links and good luck to everybody on the FF. Keep the wins coming. Cheers.
Great wins! Congratulations.
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sly6855
08-07-2012 at 10:59 AM.
08-07-2012 at 10:59 AM.
Quote from jelee :
Good morning everyone,

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Lorax Truffula Trees Instant win Game starts 08/05/2012 to 08/11/2012
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Thanks for the links

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Thanks
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08-07-2012 at 11:02 AM.
08-07-2012 at 11:02 AM.
Quote from num1bob :
Good Mourning FF World,

First and foremost, congrats to all the winners and thanks for all the new links. Having said that, I noticed when voting for Gary's vice this morning that I hit on the 10,000 vote mark. That is one heck of a lot of votes good luck. Had a few more small wins.

Hello!
I'm writing to let you know that you are a Third Prize winner in our TRUENORTH Health Nut Sweepstakes! You have won a one-month subscription to Gaiam TV worth $9.95. Congratulations!
There's no need to reply - you'll receive your subscription via email.
I hope you enjoy your prize - congratulations again! Be sure to visit http://www.facebook.com/TRUENORTHsnacks to "brag" about your cool prizes and send your friends for their chance to win in our future promotions.
Thank you!

Hello,
Congratulations! You have been selected as a winner in the ScotchBlue Ribbons sampling giveaway. We are in the process of fulfilling your prize: 1 Combo Pack of Scotch Colors and Patterns Tape, however we cannot successfully deliver your prize without your address. Please visit the web site below and respond within 10 days with an updated physical address. If you do not respond within 10 days, you will forfeit your prize.

Congrats again to all the winners, thanks for the new links and good luck to everybody on the FF. Keep the wins coming. Cheers.
Congrats
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