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October 16, 2010 at
01:35 PM
Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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Congratulations!
You are the winner of one (1) $50 Prepaid Card. Your prize will be shipped to you in 6-8 weeks.
Sincerely,
Coors Light
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She drives the car perfectly well during the day,
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and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the
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Buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day,
but at night, the car just won't move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a
week (but without any luck), she furiously
calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a
technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds
nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde
and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the
right gears?" Full of anger, the blonde replies:
"You fool, you idiot, how on earth you could ask
such a question? I'm not stupid you know!
Of course I am using the right gears;
I use D during the day and N at night."
A blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed so she would look like a brunette.
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Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
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