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chevvy
10-08-2012 at 12:30 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:30 PM.
Quote from The Llama :
A penis in your mouth that's NOT attached to someone?

Is that with or without the packed parachute? And I'd like to know who exactly did the packing.
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Frogstar
10-08-2012 at 12:31 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:31 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
I know how to castrate a llama. Does that win me anything?
I think I saw that on Dirty Jobs Sick
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chevvy
10-08-2012 at 12:32 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:32 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
I think I saw that on Dirty Jobs Sick

I was taught the other day, but it was on a sheep. Since a llama is just a sheep with a longer neck, I figure the process is the same.
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Frogstar
10-08-2012 at 12:37 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:37 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
I was taught the other day, but it was on a sheep. Since a llama is just a sheep with a longer neck, I figure the process is the same.
Did it involve sucking the testicle out with your mouth?
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The Llama
10-08-2012 at 12:40 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:40 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
I was taught the other day, but it was on a sheep. Since a llama is just a sheep with a longer neck, I figure the process is the same.
A llama is a camelid.
Was the sheep penis everything you hoped it would be?
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chevvy
10-08-2012 at 12:41 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:41 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Did it involve sucking the testicle out with your mouth?

Nono It was an adult ram that wasn't "doing his job". He was still useful for the wool, though.

Quote from The Llama :
A llama is a camelid.
Was the sheep penis everything you hoped it would be?
Are you a guard llama?
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10-08-2012 at 12:45 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:45 PM.
Huh, I guess that was a sheep I saw on Dirty Jobs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QErgjt_GYBk
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VorlonFrog
10-08-2012 at 12:47 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:47 PM.
Now would NOT be the time to give any of you guys a sheepish grin then, would it? EEK!
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10-08-2012 at 12:50 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:50 PM.
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Adopt? Or if she's buying $500-600 dollar purses and shoes she could probably afford to buy you an egg to carry...



Oh that's there too Smilie Can't have true love without a lil lust thrown in for excitement!
I dont even want the baby, I'm guessing MIL does? She can buy her own egg and surrogate if that's the case Wink

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wiles doesn't care about that sort of stuff. I know I'm still streaming but didn't think she wanted the technical side of things.
whateves

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I'm not sure she's quite ready to install a media server, though Tongue
whateves

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Huh She can follow recipes. What makes you think she isn't smart enough to follow other instructions? What's with this war on women you've started? Dontknow
F1!! Was that a Diss??? Ranting
Teehee

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You wanna pack your own parachute, or let some guy you just met pack it for you?
why have someone you just met as your tandem jumper then?
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10-08-2012 at 12:51 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:51 PM.
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why have someone you just met as your tandem jumper then?
Uhhhh, didn't you spend the last 20 years doing this?
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10-08-2012 at 12:52 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:52 PM.
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Blowkiss

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Uhhhh, didn't you spend the last 20 years doing this?
yeah but you dont hear me whining about contraception control. I take care of business as necessary Wink
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10-08-2012 at 12:54 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:54 PM.
Popcorn

considering how to celebrate columbus day...thoughts?
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10-08-2012 at 12:54 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:54 PM.
plus like it or not, its the girl who gets impregnated, never the guy, even though both can get the stds. UGH no wonder TP is a Virgin! Stress
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10-08-2012 at 12:54 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:54 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
I was taught the other day, but it was on a sheep. Since a llama is just a sheep with a longer neck, I figure the process is the same.
Don't you just slap some iodine on the ballsack, slice it open, pop the balls out and slather on some more iodine to keep infection out and stick the skin back together?

That's how my great uncle used to do it to hogs...
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10-08-2012 at 12:55 PM.
10-08-2012 at 12:55 PM.
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Popcorn

considering how to celebrate columbus day...thoughts?
have something Italian for dinner drool
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