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October 16, 2010 at
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Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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I feel a little foolish. I copied all of the codes for the downloads for Marlboro music and forgot to write down the web site to get them.
I feel a little foolish. I copied all of the codes for the downloads for Marlboro music and forgot to write down the web site to get them.
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I feel a little foolish. I copied all of the codes for the downloads for Marlboro music and forgot to write down the web site to get them.
This IS it!
This IS it!
Thanks, I was just typing it in to you
Great minds think alike!!
Great minds think alike!!
What venue did the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge attend an Olympic Games' cross-country equestrian event at?
You Answered: Greenwich Park
CORRECT!
I think you can use the Marlboro codes for the entire Billboard site
Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language to be
taught in all Southern schools.
Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:
HEIDI - noun. Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew."
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital
is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my
pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother
from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from
him in munts."
FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother
from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that things gonna catch far."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop
reading these Southern words and git back to work, your
bahs is gonna far you!"
TIRE - noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin'
and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that
Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw
retard at age 65."
TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in
from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
ARE - pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate
adjective.
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We
Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand
a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
DID - adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are
in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some
ear!"
BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy,
stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here
that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob
war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah
... haze ignert."
SEED - verb, past tense.
GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them
gummit boys shore are ignert."
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Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language to be
taught in all Southern schools.
Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:
HEIDI - noun. Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: "Heidi. Hire yew."
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH - noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital
is Hot-lanta. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my
pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother
from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from
him in munts."
FAR - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother
from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that things gonna catch far."
BAHS - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop
reading these Southern words and git back to work, your
bahs is gonna far you!"
TIRE - noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin'
and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that
Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD - Verb. To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw
retard at age 65."
TARRED - adverb. Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in
from Hot-lanta, and boy my arms are tarred."
ARE - pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate
adjective.
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We
Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN - adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand
a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
DID - adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are
in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some
ear!"
BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy,
stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here
that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob
war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah
... haze ignert."
SEED - verb, past tense.
GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them
gummit boys shore are ignert."
Don't forget
RURN - Verb. Ruin.
Learned that from my Kentucky-bred mother, which freaked out my midwest college freshman roommate.