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In a business setting, upon encountering women with aggressive cleavage, where is the proper place to fix one's gaze in order to maintain a professional demeanor?
September 26, 2012 at
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Further: how does a person accomplish such a thing without being obvious about the avoidance?
In my new position I'm regularly sent into the offices of high-profile clients. We're talking about lobbying firms with partners who rub elbows with Congressmen; communications firms that brief Obama's cabinet and captains of industry on how to behave on camera; lawyers who spend a lot of time at the Supreme Court... you get the idea.
A shocking percentage of these offices are very old-fashioned about how the partners are coddled and cared-for: they basically have a bevy of young, attractive assistants who do everything from reading the partners their email to picking out bottles of scotch for Senator so-and-so.
I spend a lot of time with these young ladies since they are always the ones who have to figure out computer/Blackberry/printer/television/motorized tie rack problems for the partners. Every last one of them dresses provocatively. I don't think they're doing it entirely on purpose (and certainly not solely for my benefit), but there is still cleavage left, right, and center all damn day long.
I feel like they can tell I'm making a conscious effort to look them in the eye when we talk. And I'm not even pretending like that's an easy thing to do. Most of the time if I can remember 5% of what they were going on about, I'm doing well. I try very hard to get them to show me what they were doing on the computer/iPhone/copier/toaster oven so I can at least pretend to focus on the problem. The worst is when they want me to look over their shoulder at Mr. Namesonthedoor's new Galaxy SIII that won't sync... right behind that is when I have to face them over a low cubicle wall or divider.
In my head I'm thinking dontlookdownhershirt dontlookdownhershirt youllgetfiredsofastyourheadllspin forgodssakesdontlookdownherfarkingshirt so hard I'm sure these girls can hear it. Staring them right in the eyes doesn't help much when my--not peripheral, since it's usually more of a downward direction, what do you call that?--field of vision includes the jigglies. What the hell am I supposed to do?
tl;dr: bewbs!
In my new position I'm regularly sent into the offices of high-profile clients. We're talking about lobbying firms with partners who rub elbows with Congressmen; communications firms that brief Obama's cabinet and captains of industry on how to behave on camera; lawyers who spend a lot of time at the Supreme Court... you get the idea.
A shocking percentage of these offices are very old-fashioned about how the partners are coddled and cared-for: they basically have a bevy of young, attractive assistants who do everything from reading the partners their email to picking out bottles of scotch for Senator so-and-so.
I spend a lot of time with these young ladies since they are always the ones who have to figure out computer/Blackberry/printer/television/motorized tie rack problems for the partners. Every last one of them dresses provocatively. I don't think they're doing it entirely on purpose (and certainly not solely for my benefit), but there is still cleavage left, right, and center all damn day long.
I feel like they can tell I'm making a conscious effort to look them in the eye when we talk. And I'm not even pretending like that's an easy thing to do. Most of the time if I can remember 5% of what they were going on about, I'm doing well. I try very hard to get them to show me what they were doing on the computer/iPhone/copier/toaster oven so I can at least pretend to focus on the problem. The worst is when they want me to look over their shoulder at Mr. Namesonthedoor's new Galaxy SIII that won't sync... right behind that is when I have to face them over a low cubicle wall or divider.
In my head I'm thinking dontlookdownhershirt dontlookdownhershirt youllgetfiredsofastyourheadllspin forgodssakesdontlookdownherfarkingshirt so hard I'm sure these girls can hear it. Staring them right in the eyes doesn't help much when my--not peripheral, since it's usually more of a downward direction, what do you call that?--field of vision includes the jigglies. What the hell am I supposed to do?
tl;dr: bewbs!
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Linky [medicaldaily.com]...and
I must keep this piece of interesting factoid memorized within my brain cells for future reference when needed upon subjects of lesser "quality" upon the male species. If found to be untrue, I simply come back to hunt down the Walrus
This one is just for you Ray, most of these guys where my son works
look like this, chiseled, and hot as hell; with all the PT they put them
through, hellz yes, you'd be chiseled too like this
That's if you can take the demands of the Fire Fighting Course Part I and Part II,
and pass it, in order to begin the PT aspect and get that chiseled look
And go through regular PT every day on the job, and I mean physically
challenging PT, not this wimpy shit people do at the gym
100 lb rolled hose up and down 4 flights of stairs in full gear over and over again;
plus all the other things they do to keep in this type of shape
A sledge hammer, the size I've never seen before, and banging it against solid
steel, in order to move a piece of solid steel back 6'. Carry a 185 lb. dummy,
yeah like Icon, only heavier, 400 yards; and the list goes on and on, for what
they do for PT like this.
Now if "that" walked into a woman's office for a meeting or whatever, and she was
able to tell how "chiseled" this person was - do you not think she wouldn't keep her
eyes off of said person - in certain ways - and also check out the "package" as well.
This is a two-way street ya know
For all VQ knows - his package maybe being checked out up close and personnel
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look like this, chiseled, and hot as hell; with all the PT they put them
through, hellz yes, you'd be chiseled too like this
That's if you can take the demands of the Fire Fighting Course Part I and Part II,
and pass it, in order to begin the PT aspect and get that chiseled look
And go through regular PT every day on the job, and I mean physically
challenging PT, not this wimpy shit people do at the gym
100 lb rolled hose up and down 4 flights of stairs in full gear over and over again;
plus all the other things they do to keep in this type of shape
A sledge hammer, the size I've never seen before, and banging it against solid
steel, in order to move a piece of solid steel back 6'. Carry a 185 lb. dummy,
yeah like Icon, only heavier, 400 yards; and the list goes on and on, for what
they do for PT like this.
Now if "that" walked into a woman's office for a meeting or whatever, and she was
able to tell how "chiseled" this person was - do you not think she wouldn't keep her
eyes off of said person - in certain ways - and also check out the "package" as well.
This is a two-way street ya know
For all VQ knows - his package maybe being checked out up close and personnel
I guess I need to move.
VQ ... your office hiring?
That angle.
If that's too difficult, look at her eyes.
If that's too difficult, just focus on her face or some part of her face.
Linky [medicaldaily.com]...and
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