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Hiya, VViles!!
I went over there and shot the shit with them for a few minutes and then the owner of the place named Wayne got up to take a leak. Everyone else there was wasted and sounded a lot like the guys on Moonshiners. These weren't country boys. They were rednecks.
Wayne came and sat back down next to me on the Ford Bronco bench seat in front of the fire and proceeded to have a heart attack. To make a long story short, i ran back home, got my phone to call 911, ran back, made him lay down, massaged his heart and kept him breathing, stayed on with 911, kept him conscious, and threw him in to the back of the ambulance when they finally came half an hour later. I don't know if he's going to make it, but he made it on my watch.
He was in bad shape. He works 7 days a week, and the only thing he could say was "i'm leaving this world the same way i came in to it: working!" He didn't say much after that. He couldn't breathe or talk.
WTF? I'm going to call the hospital in the morning and see how he's doing if he's still alive.
I survived the wedding...barely. Ex never came home so I couldn't send the girls home early.. They had to stay till the grand march. They were exhausted. Luckily I had brought my ipad so my youngest found a quiet spot and laid down and just played on the ipad. I think she might of even fell asleep. My parents took the girls home with them.
I'm pretty sure my sister was PO'd at me the whole time, an her new DH send me a nasty text this morning. I didn't respond to the text and then he forwarded it me again this afternoon. I'm pretty much ignoring them for a while. Luckily they are gone for two weeks on their honeymoon.
Hiya, VViles!!
I've got a venison front shoulder covered in kosher salt, white pepper, and rosemary that I'll slow cook at about 200 degrees most of tomorrow. We'll eat off of it like a pack of wolves and then use what's left for a stew.
I survived the wedding...barely. Ex never came home so I couldn't send the girls home early.. They had to stay till the grand march. They were exhausted. Luckily I had brought my ipad so my youngest found a quiet spot and laid down and just played on the ipad. I think she might of even fell asleep. My parents took the girls home with them.
I'm pretty sure my sister was PO'd at me the whole time, an her new DH send me a nasty text this morning. I didn't respond to the text and then he forwarded it me again this afternoon. I'm pretty much ignoring them for a while. Luckily they are gone for two weeks on their honeymoon.
It pisses me off when you do a service for someone and they treat you like shit. I can get over not getting a "thank you" or something, but to then be nasty instead of grateful is _almost_ unforgivable.
Is it wrong that I bully people like that? I also bully bullies. It's a gift.
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That's step two if they don't grovel.
Her husbands text said this:
2. I sent the girls home with my parents because I didn't have a car. My car was still at the church. If I would have left early my sister would have been pissed. And I had been drinking so even if I had my car, I couldn't drive.
3. I wasn't sucking face. We were standing on the edge of the dance floor watching the band. Yes there were short, sweet kisses. It's not like we were sticking our tongues down each other throats.
4. I have no clue how I was stealing attention from their wedding.
5. fark it!
Insecure, much?
Here's an important online dating tip boys & girls.
When you want to paste a link to a song into a message you're sending to a nice girl with whom you've been having a nice conversation: double-check the farking link and make sure it isn't actually some horrible disgusting porno instead!
This concludes VQ's online dating tips for today.
(she hasn't responded, my only hope is that she's actually into it, I did send her a quick follow-up saying "don't click that! here's the right link" but I suspect I won't be meeting this girl anytime soon)
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Just so I can be certain, you understand.