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My testicles are annoyingly itchy, have you ever had poison ivy on a sensitive area?

24,862 1,948 June 21, 2007 at 06:16 AM in News (2)
I've become terribly allergic to poison ivy to the point where when I get a touch of it (like this) I have to get medication to take care of it because my body won't fight it on its own. I'd say of the last 5 times I have been to the hospital for something non-routine, 3-4 times are attributed to poison ivy. I can just brush up against it and it'll soon spread ~48 hours later ... doesn't bode well for my mediocre golf game.

While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).

Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.

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06-23-2007 at 01:28 PM.
06-23-2007 at 01:28 PM.
If it makes you feel better, while I was in Rome, in the hospital, struggling to learn Italian, I told the nurse that I had a pain in my balls.
I should have said, "Che dolor de mi testa."
I said, "Che dolor de mi teste."
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06-23-2007 at 01:31 PM.
06-23-2007 at 01:31 PM.
Quote from SlicKitty :
If it makes you feel better, while I was in Rome, in the hospital, struggling to learn Italian, I told the nurse that I had a pain in my balls.
I should have said, "Che dolor de mi testa."
I said, "Che dolor de mi teste."
Wot is testa?

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06-23-2007 at 01:42 PM.
06-23-2007 at 01:42 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
I've become terribly allergic to poison ivy to the point where when I get a touch of it (like this) I have to get medication to take care of it because my body won't fight it on its own. I'd say of the last 5 times I have been to the hospital for something non-routine, 3-4 times are attributed to poison ivy. I can just brush up against it and it'll soon spread ~48 hours later ... doesn't bode well for my mediocre golf game.

While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).

Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.
I can understand where you come from...

I had a similar occurrence with a dried chili pepper... After eating it I didnt notice it still had some juice that remained on my hand.... I proceeded to scratch my ear, rub my eye and finally, "adjust" myself...

About 10 seconds afterward my ear began to burn.... My eye started hurting and burning as well.... It began to dawn on me what was happening, but it was too late....

Hot tamales Frown
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Ram|bunc|tious
06-23-2007 at 06:56 PM.
06-23-2007 at 06:56 PM.
Freaking sucks, the poison is in the bloodstream and popping up down the right side of my face and around my neck along where the capillaries are closest to the skin. Damnit, itchy and scratchy! laugh out loud Think I may have found a nickname for my boys Wink

Buddy of mine stopped by today and he's like "What's wrong with your eye?" and I'm like "ran into poison ivy" and he's all like "c'mon just admit it, the wife has been beating you up again" and I'm all like "I'm getting older, I can't duck those frying pans like I used to, she cold cocked me one from the kitchen"
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06-24-2007 at 12:31 AM.
06-24-2007 at 12:31 AM.
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not in your caseLMAO LMAO
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06-24-2007 at 04:39 AM.
06-24-2007 at 04:39 AM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Freaking sucks, the poison is in the bloodstream and popping up down the right side of my face and around my neck along where the capillaries are closest to the skin. Damnit, itchy and scratchy! laugh out loud Think I may have found a nickname for my boys Wink

Buddy of mine stopped by today and he's like "What's wrong with your eye?" and I'm like "ran into poison ivy" and he's all like "c'mon just admit it, the wife has been beating you up again" and I'm all like "I'm getting older, I can't duck those frying pans like I used to, she cold cocked me one from the kitchen"
never underestimate the power of the skillet, peachyum taughtme that Thumbup
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06-24-2007 at 11:18 AM.
06-24-2007 at 11:18 AM.
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Wot is testa?

By the way, long time no see...howdi Wave
Head. I meant to say that I had a headache. nod
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07-18-2007 at 08:05 PM.
07-18-2007 at 08:05 PM.
So I was picking some flowers for my sick, bed-ridden wife the other day when I discovered that my neighbor had mixed in poison ivy in with the flowers! EEK! So on the way to the hospital, I asked the ambulance driver to pick up my wife as she was at death's door and they'd just be saving the extra trip. Sadwalk
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07-18-2007 at 08:06 PM.
07-18-2007 at 08:06 PM.
again?????????????
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07-18-2007 at 08:09 PM.
07-18-2007 at 08:09 PM.
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again?????????????
Things have never been the same since CM moved into the neighborhood (hint: bump this tomorrow morning)
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07-18-2007 at 08:10 PM.
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Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Things have never been the same since CM moved into the neighborhood (hint: bump this tomorrow morning)
man, soon u'd be allergic to this, so the next time it happens, they will blow up to the size of your HEAD
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07-19-2007 at 09:20 PM.
07-19-2007 at 09:20 PM.
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man, soon u'd be allergic to this, so the next time it happens, they will blow up to the size of your HEAD
https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?sduid=14128&t=562644 CM has been up to her dirty little tricks again.
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07-19-2007 at 09:43 PM.
07-19-2007 at 09:43 PM.
Since I get poison ivy every summer, I'm very familiar with that insane itching sensation. I discovered that if you apply an ointment like BenGay, Tiger Balm, Icy Hot, or any other mentholatum-type muscle rub, it will instantly and completely relieve the itch -- for HOURS! Of course I don't recommend that you put any of that on your "boys," but it will help stop the itching on your neck, arms, legs, etc. It works on mosquito bites, too.
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How they hangin these days?
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