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My testicles are annoyingly itchy, have you ever had poison ivy on a sensitive area?

24,865 1,948 June 21, 2007 at 06:16 AM in News (2)
I've become terribly allergic to poison ivy to the point where when I get a touch of it (like this) I have to get medication to take care of it because my body won't fight it on its own. I'd say of the last 5 times I have been to the hospital for something non-routine, 3-4 times are attributed to poison ivy. I can just brush up against it and it'll soon spread ~48 hours later ... doesn't bode well for my mediocre golf game.

While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).

Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.
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SlicKitty
07-01-2009 at 06:47 PM.
07-01-2009 at 06:47 PM.
Quote from bikes4u View quoted comment :
OP--for poison Ivy---dont use any other soap than the blue dandruff type. Use this for your entire body for 6wks. for localized areas use diaper rash cream--stuff works great for insect bites also.
Mixed with just a dab of superglue. nod
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Ram|bunc|tious
07-01-2009 at 07:37 PM.
07-01-2009 at 07:37 PM.
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Mixed with just a dab of superglue. nod
The fact that I thought about the logistics for this AFTER the fact is probably a good thing nod
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07-02-2009 at 08:26 PM.
07-02-2009 at 08:26 PM.
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The fact that I thought about the logistics for this AFTER the fact is probably a good thing nod
Damn...timing is not my strong suit.
I'll have to work on that.
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larrymoencurly
07-03-2009 at 05:00 AM.
07-03-2009 at 05:00 AM.
Try old fashioned soap, the kind that's alkaline, and don't rinse for few minutes.

Or go to singles bars and consult with the numerous female doctors there.
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