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My testicles are annoyingly itchy, have you ever had poison ivy on a sensitive area?

24,862 1,948 June 21, 2007 at 06:16 AM in News (2)
I've become terribly allergic to poison ivy to the point where when I get a touch of it (like this) I have to get medication to take care of it because my body won't fight it on its own. I'd say of the last 5 times I have been to the hospital for something non-routine, 3-4 times are attributed to poison ivy. I can just brush up against it and it'll soon spread ~48 hours later ... doesn't bode well for my mediocre golf game.

While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).

Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.
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cav
06-21-2007 at 06:40 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:40 AM.
stop having spontaneous sex in the woods while laying in a patch of poison ivy.
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Caydensmom
06-21-2007 at 06:40 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:40 AM.
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laugh out loud Did the bloodflow get diverted? You know damn well he's thinking about "threesomes"

btw ... that could be the best gift you have ever given him! nod
I think it was the morphine laugh out loud

he still blushes when I tease him about it Evillaugh he knows he would have to be dying for me to ever allow another woman to do that laugh out loud
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Joe Davola
06-21-2007 at 06:40 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:40 AM.
CM is always hanging out in the boxers and "boys" threads. Scratchhead Wink

Hey CM!!! How's my favorite stalkee doing today? wave
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06-21-2007 at 06:41 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:41 AM.


LMAO
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Ram|bunc|tious
06-21-2007 at 06:42 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:42 AM.
Quote from S50 :
Basically all it is is the extract from the plants and it builds up your immune system (from what I understand). You take it every day, just a few drops in a drink, and you are good to go. You can find it on Amazon but I get it from a farming type catalog (I can't think of the name right now). Everybody that I know, who has tried it, loves the stuff. It is a bit bitter but you can mask the bitterness quite easily. If you are using it to heal yourself then you can't mask the bitterness (you put the liquid directly into your mouth).
Could you post the info in this thread (might want to PM it to me as well, my threads have short lifecycles). I'll buy some today, you know my pain!

Instead of daily, I wonder if I could take it on days I plan on going golfing or working outdoors?
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06-21-2007 at 06:42 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:42 AM.
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CM is always hanging out in the boxers and "boys" threads. Scratchhead Wink

Hey CM!!! How's my favorite stalkee doing today? wave
they are two of my fav things, btw I am wearing boxers today Thumbup

Doin well hun, how bout you? No itchy boys I hope ? Coverlaugh
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06-21-2007 at 06:42 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:42 AM.
Mine itch like crazy on a regular basis.
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06-21-2007 at 06:43 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:43 AM.
When I was 16, I must have found some poison sumac a few days before I took the SAT. After taking the test with the sumac all over my body (and I mean ALL over, so yes I understand, Rammy), I sat in a car for 10 hours to go on vacation. After two more days (thanks mom!) of the chlorine from the pool and salt from the ocean doing nothing to dry it up, I finally went to an urgent care and got a shot of steroids - by dinner that night it was totally dried up. On an interesting note, I did get my highest score on the SAT that sitting Smilie

Since then, the only time I got poison anything was this past Memorial Day when I had a line of it down the side of my face. It went away in about 3 days and never really spread from there, but it did ooze the orange stuff, so it was a good excuse to work from home woot.
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Joe Davola
06-21-2007 at 06:45 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:45 AM.
Quote from Caydensmom :
they are two of my fav things, btw I am wearing boxers today Thumbup

Doin well hun, how bout you? No itchy boys I hope ? Coverlaugh
I'm doing splendidly. I'm taking the day off tomorrow and Monday, so all is good. BTW my boys are peachy too.Cool
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06-21-2007 at 06:46 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:46 AM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Could you post the info in this thread (might want to PM it to me as well, my threads have short lifecycles). I'll buy some today, you know my pain!

Instead of daily, I wonder if I could take it on days I plan on going golfing or working outdoors?
What info do you want posted? Dontknow

I would do it daily. It takes about a week to build up your immune system so just doing it once in a while won't be quite as affective.
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06-21-2007 at 06:47 AM.
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Quote from JoeDavola :
I'm doing splendidly. I'm taking the day off tomorrow and Monday, so all is good. BTW my boys are peachy too.Cool
good to hear, good to hear laugh out loud watcha gonna do with the days off?

Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Could you post the info in this thread (might want to PM it to me as well, my threads have short lifecycles). I'll buy some today, you know my pain!

Instead of daily, I wonder if I could take it on days I plan on going golfing or working outdoors?
are you typing with one hand and itching with the other? LMAO
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06-21-2007 at 06:48 AM.
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Cute story for you then. A few years ago Dh had to have emergency surgery to remove his spleen, I watched a young nurse give him a sponge bath Wink5 afterwards I reminded him that this would be the only time I would allow another woman to handle the twig and berries laugh out loud let alone watch!
LOL...did that turn you on?
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06-21-2007 at 06:49 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:49 AM.
I have found out that I get eczema on my whoo hooo. That itches and hurts. I fell for ya.
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LOL...did that turn you on?
she didn't give me a sponge bath too Sadwalk
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06-21-2007 at 06:55 AM.
06-21-2007 at 06:55 AM.
Quote from rybal :
When I was 16, I must have found some poison sumac a few days before I took the SAT. After taking the test with the sumac all over my body (and I mean ALL over, so yes I understand, Rammy), I sat in a car for 10 hours to go on vacation. After two more days (thanks mom!) of the chlorine from the pool and salt from the ocean doing nothing to dry it up, I finally went to an urgent care and got a shot of steroids - by dinner that night it was totally dried up. On an interesting note, I did get my highest score on the SAT that sitting Smilie

Since then, the only time I got poison anything was this past Memorial Day when I had a line of it down the side of my face. It went away in about 3 days and never really spread from there, but it did ooze the orange stuff, so it was a good excuse to work from home woot.
Similar effect here Rybal. Two years ago, during annual vacation to the Outer Banks, I spent most of the week inside because I had picked up nasty case while golfing (heat causes them to swell).

I almost didn't go last night, but had some time to kill and did it as a precautionary measure. The nurse just wanted to provide me some topical cream (would she apply it herself?) but the doctor (another woman) nixed it and put me on a cocktail of Prednisone, Fexofenadine, and Cimetidine. I know the Predinosone is a steroid that reduces swelling (no problem there btw, *ahem*) and great for bad cases of canker sores, and one of the other ones is similar to Allegra, not sure what the 3rd one was for.

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I fell for ya.
I have that effect on a few wonderful women here Dontknow

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What info do you want posted? Dontknow

I would do it daily. It takes about a week to build up your immune system so just doing it once in a while won't be quite as affective.
Ordering info - ie where you get it from.

Perhaps I could just take it during the summer months then.

Quote from Caydensmom :
are you typing with one hand and itching with the other? LMAO
... I'm not itching Evillaugh besides, simply shifting around in my seat is enough to rearrange the boys a bit and provide a bit of relief.
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