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My testicles are annoyingly itchy, have you ever had poison ivy on a sensitive area?

24,862 1,948 June 21, 2007 at 06:16 AM in News (2)
I've become terribly allergic to poison ivy to the point where when I get a touch of it (like this) I have to get medication to take care of it because my body won't fight it on its own. I'd say of the last 5 times I have been to the hospital for something non-routine, 3-4 times are attributed to poison ivy. I can just brush up against it and it'll soon spread ~48 hours later ... doesn't bode well for my mediocre golf game.

While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).

Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.
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Dark_Saber
06-21-2007 at 08:09 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:09 AM.
Don't ever touch yourself or SO after slicing hot peppers. . .
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JackHandey
06-21-2007 at 08:14 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:14 AM.
This sounds like the result of some "peeping tom" action gone awry... stop trying to rub one out in the shrubbery!
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mackeeg
06-21-2007 at 08:25 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:25 AM.
I read in the paper today that Vicks works on jock itch, fungus, and hemorrhoids. Just watch out of the cool tingly feeling. Then again it might feel good!
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Dizzy Devil
06-21-2007 at 08:29 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:29 AM.
LMAO I have so many things to say Rammy, but so little time today.

I've heard saliva does wonders for itchy balls Evillaugh
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DC
06-21-2007 at 08:42 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:42 AM.
Quote from Dizzy Devil :
LMAO I have so many things to say Rammy, but so little time today.

I've heard saliva does wonders for itchy balls Evillaugh
So rammy has to spit on his own balls...nice trickLMAO
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Dizzy Devil
06-21-2007 at 08:43 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:43 AM.
Quote from dchavoc :
So rammy has to spit on his own balls...nice trickLMAO
Rofl2 well, I guess that's one way...
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Caydensmom
06-21-2007 at 08:44 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:44 AM.
Quote from Dizzy Devil :
Rofl2 well, I guess that's one way...
No1 if he could do that we would never see him
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rybal
06-21-2007 at 08:45 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:45 AM.
Quote from Dizzy Devil :
LMAO I have so many things to say Rammy, but so little time today.

I've heard saliva does wonders for itchy balls Evillaugh
Having a SO who doesn't get poison whatever is nice, yes Big Grin
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radford
06-21-2007 at 08:46 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:46 AM.
Quote from Dark_Saber :
Don't ever touch yourself or SO after slicing hot peppers. . .
I learned today that if someone gets stung by a jellyfish, peeing on them doesnt alleviate the pain at all. It was in some quiz.

Id always heard that peeing on someone who had been stung had a beneficial effect on the area that was affected.
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Dizzy Devil
06-21-2007 at 08:51 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:51 AM.
Quote from Caydensmom :
No1 if he could do that we would never see him
How true. How true....

Rammy, we'd miss you too much! Don't have a rib removed...I'm sure you could find some other volunteers.
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Caydensmom
06-21-2007 at 08:53 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:53 AM.
Quote from Dizzy Devil :
How true. How true....

Rammy, we'd miss you too much! Don't have a rib removed...I'm sure you could find some other volunteers.

Pls note he has been missing for almost an hour now Teehee
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Dark_Saber
06-21-2007 at 08:56 AM.
06-21-2007 at 08:56 AM.
Quote from Caydensmom :
Pls note he has been missing for almost an hour now Teehee
I'm here. . .
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shhaggy
06-21-2007 at 10:53 AM.
06-21-2007 at 10:53 AM.
Quote from radford :
I learned today that if someone gets stung by a jellyfish, peeing on them doesnt alleviate the pain at all. It was in some quiz.

Id always heard that peeing on someone who had been stung had a beneficial effect on the area that was affected.
Yea, that's an myth. If it helps at all, it's minimal and temporary. Best treatment is to soak the area in vinegar and then get some steroid cream.
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TigerStar
06-21-2007 at 10:59 AM.
06-21-2007 at 10:59 AM.
Quote from shhaggy :
Yea, that's an myth. If it helps at all, it's minimal and temporary. Best treatment is to soak the area in vinegar and then get some steroid cream.
Iagree my son was stung by several man-o-wars last year and the doc said to pour vinegar on the affected areas. This causes the poisonous barbs to burst open instead of leaking into the body.
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Ram|bunc|tious
06-21-2007 at 05:11 PM.
06-21-2007 at 05:11 PM.
Quote from TigerStar :
Admit it, you were tring to squeeze one out after gardening.
Huh I have no problem rubbing one out ... hell, I'm a guy ... lots of sodsy bubbles in the shower Whistling

Quote from cajungirl :
bullshit u got it "gardening"

its punishment for playing with them all the time
Uh ... I've been punished by having to wear glasses, calluses on (both) my hands, and an extraordinarily strong grip laugh out loud

Quote from iconian :
zinggggggggggggggggg

p.s

T.H.I.S.W.P of the eye

and i am ashamed of you peopel that u are taking it easy on him

if this had happened to you he'd be 1st one to get you
Gotta admit I provided everyone a softball on this one. Well, two rather itchy ones in any case.

Quote from KimbersTimber :
This sounds like the result of some "peeping tom" action gone awry... stop trying to rub one out in the shrubbery!


Quote from Dizzy Devil :
LMAO I have so many things to say Rammy, but so little time today.

I've heard saliva does wonders for itchy balls Evillaugh
heh ... the itch is right between the two boys ... and a gentle tongue lashing would definitely provide relief ... amongst other simple pleasures Evillaugh

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Quote from dchavoc :
So rammy has to spit on his own balls...nice trickLMAO
No1 if he could do that we would never see him
Soooooo true! I'd only leave the house for mouthwash and beer LMAO
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