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My testicles are annoyingly itchy, have you ever had poison ivy on a sensitive area?

24,862 1,948 June 21, 2007 at 06:16 AM in News (2)
I've become terribly allergic to poison ivy to the point where when I get a touch of it (like this) I have to get medication to take care of it because my body won't fight it on its own. I'd say of the last 5 times I have been to the hospital for something non-routine, 3-4 times are attributed to poison ivy. I can just brush up against it and it'll soon spread ~48 hours later ... doesn't bode well for my mediocre golf game.

While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).

Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.
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Ram|bunc|tious
06-21-2007 at 05:12 PM.
06-21-2007 at 05:12 PM.
Quote from Dizzy Devil :
How true. How true....

Rammy, we'd miss you too much! Don't have a rib removed...I'm sure you could find some other volunteers.
I've got another bone for you Evillaugh

Quote from TigerStar :
Iagree my son was stung by several man-o-wars last year and the doc said to pour vinegar on the affected areas. This causes the poisonous barbs to burst open instead of leaking into the body.
Is the boy ok? That sounds extremely painful! Sadwalk

How in the world was he in position to get stung like that? Not questioning you, just where in the world did it happen?
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Yardboy
06-21-2007 at 07:23 PM.
06-21-2007 at 07:23 PM.
Some help from steadyhealth.com

http://www.steadyhealth.com/searc...=Search%21


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TigerStar
06-21-2007 at 07:28 PM.
06-21-2007 at 07:28 PM.
ok, enough about Rammy's ballsacs.
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Zoe Moon
06-21-2007 at 07:29 PM.
06-21-2007 at 07:29 PM.
My cousin had a call of nature one time and didn't look before squatting. She got poison ivy rash on her va jay jay. Of course we all gave her a hard time about doing the horizontal hula in the woods! laugh out loud
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skipadedodah
06-21-2007 at 07:52 PM.
06-21-2007 at 07:52 PM.
Quote from cajungirl :
bullshit u got it "gardening"

its punishment for playing with them all the time
If I was gardening, and came in for a break, and saw your avatar...
I would have the same dang problem..
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briang
06-21-2007 at 07:53 PM.
06-21-2007 at 07:53 PM.
no, but my testicles feel GREAT!
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mental_flaw
06-21-2007 at 08:11 PM.
06-21-2007 at 08:11 PM.
Quote from Ray Nagin :
Mine itch like crazy on a regular basis.
shave those furry sacks of joy!
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06-21-2007 at 08:46 PM.
06-21-2007 at 08:46 PM.
Been there ... one and only one time Nono2 A neatly trimmed garden produces better fruit that astroturf.
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cajungirl
06-21-2007 at 08:58 PM.
06-21-2007 at 08:58 PM.
i was thinkin about this thread earlier...
Rammy, u sure u weren't really wearing your wife's skirt, with the twig and berries hanging free while u were "gardening"
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Ram|bunc|tious
06-21-2007 at 09:05 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:05 PM.
No and the scary part is I have no idea where I got the poison ivy from ... I wasn't in the woods. I did clear a large area behind my house about 3 years ago and I was pulling weeds out from the landscaping last weekend, but I recognize PI ... maybe not new sprouts? Dontknow
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GreekRebel
06-21-2007 at 09:10 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:10 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Oh ... I forgot the biggest part of my discomfort (which I feel will bring a few laughs) was that the attending nurse was rather cute, a little older than me, but single and kept giving me a nice few down the front of her shirt. When she was done examining my forehead and back of my neck, she asked if there was anywhere else it had spread and I had to say "I believe I have a touch of it on my testicles". Relatively straight face from her with a bit of smirk and I'm sure I was Blush2 She offered to check them out and I quickly declined Seedoctor
LMAO

you afraid she was going to laugh at how small the little guy is?
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cajungirl
06-21-2007 at 09:12 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:12 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
No and the scary part is I have no idea where I got the poison ivy from ... I wasn't in the woods. I did clear a large area behind my house about 3 years ago and I was pulling weeds out from the landscaping last weekend, but I recognize PI ... maybe not new sprouts? Dontknow
u rubbed one out in the woods, just admit it
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freebeer101
06-21-2007 at 09:22 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:22 PM.
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I will have to check the rules but I am pretty sure that is a loss of mancard Scratchchin
Absolutly. What kind of crap is that.
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06-21-2007 at 09:25 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:25 PM.
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Absolutly. What kind of crap is that.
Uh, real married life truth ... you wouldn't have the balls to do any different (or would 95% of the other guys here).
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06-21-2007 at 09:28 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:28 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Uh, real married life truth ... you wouldn't have the balls to do any different (or would 95% of the other guys here).
That statement just confirmed it nod
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