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My testicles are annoyingly itchy, have you ever had poison ivy on a sensitive area?

24,862 1,948 June 21, 2007 at 06:16 AM in News (2)
I've become terribly allergic to poison ivy to the point where when I get a touch of it (like this) I have to get medication to take care of it because my body won't fight it on its own. I'd say of the last 5 times I have been to the hospital for something non-routine, 3-4 times are attributed to poison ivy. I can just brush up against it and it'll soon spread ~48 hours later ... doesn't bode well for my mediocre golf game.

While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).

Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.
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Ram|bunc|tious
06-21-2007 at 09:28 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:28 PM.
Quote from GreekRebel :
LMAO

you afraid she was going to laugh at how small the little guy is?
heh ... just as long as it stayed small ... I was worried about the bloodflow changing significantly.
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freebeer101
06-21-2007 at 09:29 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:29 PM.
I liked the stfu comment better.
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06-21-2007 at 09:30 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:30 PM.
Quote from freebeer101 :
That statement just confirmed it nod
So you equate lack of morals and good sense with manliness?

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freebeer101
06-21-2007 at 09:32 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:32 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
So you equate lack of morals and good sense with manliness?
nah, It's all within professional medical ethics. Wink
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Ram|bunc|tious
06-21-2007 at 09:35 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:35 PM.
Would have made for one of those Penthouse Letters/Forums columns nod
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Pig
06-21-2007 at 09:36 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:36 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Uh, real married life truth ... you wouldn't have the balls to do any different (or would 95% of the other guys here).
No balls then itchy wot? Huh
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freebeer101
06-21-2007 at 09:40 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:40 PM.
Quote from Pig :
No balls then itchy wot? Huh
you make me laugh.
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Geekesmind
06-21-2007 at 09:41 PM.
06-21-2007 at 09:41 PM.
Quote from cajungirl :
u rubbed one out in the woods, just admit it
yea he gets turned on when forest animals are watching him. LMAO
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06-22-2007 at 04:14 AM.
06-22-2007 at 04:14 AM.
Everyone has a secret pleasure laugh out loud
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Ram|bunc|tious
06-23-2007 at 05:46 AM.
06-23-2007 at 05:46 AM.
Nuts are fine, but swelling around my right eye blocks about 10-20% of my vision, argh! Guess its a good thing I did get some drugs in time.
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Caydensmom
06-23-2007 at 05:57 AM.
06-23-2007 at 05:57 AM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Nuts are fine, but swelling around my right eye blocks about 10-20% of my vision, argh! Guess its a good thing I did get some drugs in time.
well stop rubbing your eyes after you itch the boys! Coverlaugh
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06-23-2007 at 05:57 AM.
06-23-2007 at 05:57 AM.
Apparently the swelling is contagious Whistling
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06-23-2007 at 06:18 AM.
06-23-2007 at 06:18 AM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Apparently the swelling is contagious Whistling
Comfort Oh Rammy, didn't your mother ever tell you that when a boy reaches puberty that morning swelling is normal Teehee
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bobbyfk
06-23-2007 at 07:27 AM.
06-23-2007 at 07:27 AM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Oh ... I forgot the biggest part of my discomfort (which I feel will bring a few laughs) was that the attending nurse was rather cute, a little older than me, but single and kept giving me a nice few down the front of her shirt. When she was done examining my forehead and back of my neck, she asked if there was anywhere else it had spread and I had to say "I believe I have a touch of it on my testicles". Relatively straight face from her with a bit of smirk and I'm sure I was Blush2 She offered to check them out and I quickly declined Seedoctor
LMAO LMAO LMAO Crylol

hey Rammy.........i hope you don't have morning wood
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06-23-2007 at 12:32 PM.
06-23-2007 at 12:32 PM.
Isn't morning wood the best way to start the day? Dontknow
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