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228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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12-24-2012 at 03:54 AM.
12-24-2012 at 03:54 AM.
"Office Christmas Party"

After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the President of the company to his face."
"He's an a**hole – piss on him!"
"You did," Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
Good Morning Peeps
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jelee
12-24-2012 at 05:24 AM.
12-24-2012 at 05:24 AM.
"Merry Christmas' Everyone,

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MTmom
12-24-2012 at 05:29 AM.
12-24-2012 at 05:29 AM.
Quote from jelee :
"Merry Christmas' Everyone,

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Thanks jelee. Merry Christmas!
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12-24-2012 at 05:34 AM.
12-24-2012 at 05:34 AM.
Merry Christmas everyone!
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secretbatline
12-24-2012 at 06:57 AM.
12-24-2012 at 06:57 AM.
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Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas Funny Farm

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ahahaaaaa! Good one, Sir.
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Hi Batty!
wave Hi MT!

I just want to take a moment to say how grateful I am to have every one of you in my life. I hope that you all have a wonderful Christmas full of family, friends, and love. <3 I'll be back to abusing you momentarily. Carry on.
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12-24-2012 at 07:41 AM.
12-24-2012 at 07:41 AM.
Quote from jelee :
"Merry Christmas' Everyone,
Merry Christmas jelee..
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Merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas MTmom..
Quote from secretbatline :
ahahaaaaa! Good one, Sir.

wave Hi MT!

I just want to take a moment to say how grateful I am to have every one of you in my life. I hope that you all have a wonderful Christmas full of family, friends, and love. <3 I'll be back to abusing you momentarily. Carry on.
Merry Christmas Batty


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu_iPDPDMtY
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12-24-2012 at 07:44 AM.
12-24-2012 at 07:44 AM.
Mornin veas Smilie
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fireboy
12-24-2012 at 07:57 AM.
12-24-2012 at 07:57 AM.
Morning all, Just came on to say Merry Christmas.I won't be on tomorrow so you all have a great day. many hug to you all, you have been a big support for me, can't thank you all enough. May God bless you all. Take care.
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Jakava
12-24-2012 at 07:58 AM.
12-24-2012 at 07:58 AM.
Quote from julesp29 :
Merry Christmas "You Wonderful People"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love You ALL
Merry Christmas to you too Jules hug

Quote from Angiex57 :
Merry Christmas Gary Smilie
none needed
see above Wink Hug2
Right back atcha Ang hug

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Thanks Smilie
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12-24-2012 at 08:01 AM.
12-24-2012 at 08:01 AM.
Quote from popp :
"Office Christmas Party"

After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the President of the company to his face."
"He's an a**hole – piss on him!"
"You did," Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
Good Morning Peeps
LMAO

Quote from jelee :
"Merry Christmas' Everyone,

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Thanks Jelee, Merry Christmas to you hug

Quote from MTmom :
Merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas MT hug

Quote from secretbatline :
ahahaaaaa! Good one, Sir.

wave Hi MT!

I just want to take a moment to say how grateful I am to have every one of you in my life. I hope that you all have a wonderful Christmas full of family, friends, and love. <3 I'll be back to abusing you momentarily. Carry on.
Merry Christmas Batty hug
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12-24-2012 at 08:06 AM.
12-24-2012 at 08:06 AM.
Quote from fireboy :
Morning all, Just came on to say Merry Christmas.I won't be on tomorrow so you all have a great day. many hug to you all, you have been a big support for me, can't thank you all enough. May God bless you all. Take care.
Merry Christmas Fireboy hug

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Merry Christmas jelee..
Merry Christmas MTmom..
Merry Christmas Batty


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Those are so cool Smilie Thanks for sharing Smilie
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12-24-2012 at 08:09 AM.
12-24-2012 at 08:09 AM.
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Merry Christmas Ang!! Love Ya!!
Merry Christmas doll..hug those beautiful babies Hug2
Quote from fireboy :
Morning all, Just came on to say Merry Christmas.I won't be on tomorrow so you all have a great day. many hug to you all, you have been a big support for me, can't thank you all enough. May God bless you all. Take care.
Merry Christmas to you and yours sweet fireboy Kissgrin
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Merry Christmas to you too Jules hug


Right back atcha Ang hug


Thanks Smilie
Merry Christmas Jak Hug2
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12-24-2012 at 08:11 AM.
12-24-2012 at 08:11 AM.
Quote from popp :
"Office Christmas Party"

After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the President of the company to his face."
"He's an a**hole – piss on him!"
"You did," Louise informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
Good Morning Peeps
You always come up with the best ones!! Thanks! laugh out loud
I really need to laugh...... It's day 11 of 45, sisters home out of work because of her little "surgery" to correct her Spanx accident!!! 1lb weight restriction and boss doesnt want to chance it. So....... here I am, going nuuts with 3 boxers, 4 cats ant 1 broke down sister- all underfoot in the middle of winter. Cant even throw any of them outside so I can get housework done!!! Gonna be a long 6 weeks!!! Cant wait til life gets back to normal!!!!!!! Bonk
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12-24-2012 at 08:13 AM.
12-24-2012 at 08:13 AM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
Merry Christmas doll..hug those beautiful babies Hug2
Merry Christmas to you and yours sweet fireboy Kissgrin
Merry Christmas Jak Hug2
Thanks Ang, Merry Christmas to you too,hugYours should be pretty fun with the little ones this year Smilie
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12-24-2012 at 08:16 AM.
12-24-2012 at 08:16 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
You always come up with the best ones!! Thanks! laugh out loud
I really need to laugh...... It's day 11 of 45, sisters home out of work because of her little "surgery" to correct her Spanx accident!!! 1lb weight restriction and boss doesnt want to chance it. So....... here I am, going nuuts with 3 boxers, 4 cats ant 1 broke down sister- all underfoot in the middle of winter. Cant even throw any of them outside so I can get housework done!!! Gonna be a long 6 weeks!!! Cant wait til life gets back to normal!!!!!!! Bonk
Just in time spend the Christmas with your loved ones LMAO Merry Christmas Cw hug
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