RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a month.
After six months of near total isolation, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and a big bearded Vermonter is standing there. He says, "Names Enoch...your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday...thought you'd like to come."
"Great," replies Sam. "After six months of living like this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thanks for inviting me."
As Enoch is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, though, there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem. After 25 years in the newspaper business, I can drink with the best of them."
Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin', too." Tough crowd, Sam thinks to himself. "Well, I get along with people. Don't worry, I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again, Enoch turns from the door, "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that is not a problem," Sam says. "I've been up here all alone for six long months. I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops in the doorway one last time and says... "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the 2 of us there."
Good Morning Peeps

Good Morning everyone,

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I tried to make it nice for him. He is not sick any more we were just upset over the cat, but getting better.


He said thanks. He was surprised I told you guys.

We had to put our dog down about 2 years ago, He was 15, I'll never forget the sadness in his eyes on his last car trip, To the vet. Then to make matters worse the vet was busy and said to bring him back in 2 hrs. Fk man, So, We went on a 2 hr last car trip for him. One of the hardest drives I've ever had, Almost bagged the idea and just went back home but he was suffering and it was the best thing to do. At that point I swore we'd never have another pet, I didn't want to go through this shit again. Went 6 months pet free which was really nice for a change. Then by accident we came across another one of the same breed 10 weeks old and pretty cheap. It sucked at first cuz they looked so much alike I kept calling this one by the old dogs name out of habit. Today everything is great, This dog is the best dog I've ever had, He grew into not looking so much like the other one and is a lot smarter and minds me very well, And maybe he'll outlive me..... Hang in there, You've got other pets to keep ya occupied and it gets better with time. Happy Birthday to Sam.

Good Morning everyone,

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Couldn't get a good pic, but have the deer playing in the back yard this morning, gave me a smile.

No time to hang out, gotta go watch the SU bball game. Hope all is well with everyone.
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Good luck and have a great day.

Couldn't get a good pic, but have the deer playing in the back yard this morning, gave me a smile.

hiya doll.. I saw your pics.. congrats on the ground breaking

I see you circled a nice crock-pot roast !

Good Evening FF World,

Thanks for the new links and congrats to everyone that has won over the last couple of days. I just came across this link. I don't remember seeing it listed while back reading and I did not research Slickdeals, so here goes. If it is a repost sorry. Otherwise good luck.
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Cheers.

Our bedroom is almost cleared out. Sleeping in a different room tonight. Tomorrow we tape and then prime one section. Sunday the real painting starts. We're kinda draggin this out. Don't want to overtax ourselves.

Goodnight and goodluck.

Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a month.
After six months of near total isolation, he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and a big bearded Vermonter is standing there. He says, "Names Enoch...your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday...thought you'd like to come."
"Great," replies Sam. "After six months of living like this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thanks for inviting me."
As Enoch is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you, though, there's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem. After 25 years in the newspaper business, I can drink with the best of them."
Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n likely gonna be some fightin', too." Tough crowd, Sam thinks to himself. "Well, I get along with people. Don't worry, I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again, Enoch turns from the door, "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too." "Now that is not a problem," Sam says. "I've been up here all alone for six long months. I'll definitely be there.
By the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops in the doorway one last time and says... "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the 2 of us there."
Good Morning Peeps

Good Morning everyone,

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Cartoon Network Hall of Game Sweepstakes 2/9/13
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https://www.facebook.com/target/a...1012231835

Boost Mobile Samsung Galaxy Sweepstakes 1/30/13
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Kiss New Year New Products Giveaway 2/1/13
https://www.facebook.com/KissNail...9914104125

Thanks again for taking the time to post these. Some day I have to win something.(hope)

We had to put our dog down about 2 years ago, He was 15, I'll never forget the sadness in his eyes on his last car trip, To the vet. Then to make matters worse the vet was busy and said to bring him back in 2 hrs. Fk man, So, We went on a 2 hr last car trip for him. One of the hardest drives I've ever had, Almost bagged the idea and just went back home but he was suffering and it was the best thing to do. At that point I swore we'd never have another pet, I didn't want to go through this shit again. Went 6 months pet free which was really nice for a change. Then by accident we came across another one of the same breed 10 weeks old and pretty cheap. It sucked at first cuz they looked so much alike I kept calling this one by the old dogs name out of habit. Today everything is great, This dog is the best dog I've ever had, He grew into not looking so much like the other one and is a lot smarter and minds me very well, And maybe he'll outlive me..... Hang in there, You've got other pets to keep ya occupied and it gets better with time. Happy Birthday to Sam.

No time to hang out, gotta go watch the SU bball game. Hope all is well with everyone.
http://kudosz.com/sweepstakes/bre...dium=email
win a juicer, one entry


http://kudosz.com/sweepstakes/spi...dium=email
Spiderman Blu-ray 3D and $50 Fandango gift card, 1 entry.


https://www.facebook.com/Valpak/a...9144804588
Valpack sweep, it's Facebook which I don't do for sweeps so I don't know what's involved as far as rules?
Good luck and have a great day.

Just got done eating a deer burger......I'll be out of it soon

I've got Word Starter, can anyone tell me how to get it back to default setting? If you can do that..
Somehow I switched a bunch of settings, and have lots of Characters/stuff showing that I don't want showing and I don't have a clue what I clicked to set them that way .