RETIRED The LLama and VViles Thread <3 Doi!!!!!!!!!

Kids like making a couple extra bucks

I'm thinking horrible, ugly thoughts (I mean seriously UGLY) about what kind of messes I may be expected to clean up, when these new contractors take over this application. I'm also thinking seriously about saying "Fark it" if they expect me to bail them out of every fark-up they make.

I think I'd have to say "Well, when they go down for three hours Friday night, you'll know why, won't you?"
You could add a crack about their wives going down Friday night too, for a bonus.

Man I wish it would hit 45-50 so I could wash my car

Sir, we have been trying that for the last ten years. Have we anything new to offer upon the subject? Nothing. We have held the subject up in every light of which it is capable; but it has been all in vain. Shall we resort to entreaty and humble supplication? What terms shall we find which have not been already exhausted? Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves. Sir, we have done everything that could be done, to avert the storm which is now coming on. We have petitioned; we have remonstrated; we have supplicated; we have prostrated ourselves before the throne, and have implored its interposition to arrest the tyrannical hands of the ministry and Parliament. Our petitions have been slighted; our remonstrances have produced additional violence and insult; our supplications have been disregarded; and we have been spurned, with contempt, from the foot of the throne. In vain, after these things, may we indulge the fond hope of peace and reconciliation. There is no longer any room for hope. If we wish to be free² if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending²if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained, we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of Hosts is all that is left us!

They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance, by lying supinely on our backs, and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. Three millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations; and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable²and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come.

It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace²but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

nessy - i'm so sorry to hear about your SIL's house and belongings
BQ - don't tempt me also HAPPY BDAY
VF - book-binding, just one of many many many other skills
F1 - putting out feelers, just one of many many many other skills
vviles - now i want stuffed shells, thanks a lot
chewy - basketball shorts and a mullet

i hope i didn't miss anyone

i got the days mixed up, Biggie the cat's appointment is Wednesday

Shit. They are remaking The Crow. It's probably going to be filled with a bunch of CGI and crap . . . and I mean beyond superimposing the dead actor's face on other actors to finish the film.

"Let me do a little impression for you. 'Caw, caw, bang! fark! I'm dead.'"

No mullet for me thanks. I'm party all the time baby . . . . in the front . . . and in the back.

I am going to a pre screening of the movie "Host" tonight and then a pre screening of "Jack the Giant Slayer" tomorrow. This week is turning out alright (apart from the fact my wife is not attending either movie and I feel horrible about it, but she said go so I'm going).

If you're gonna get a dog house you may as well get a good deal on it amiright?

I am going to a pre screening of the movie "Host" tonight and then a pre screening of "Jack the Giant Slayer" tomorrow. This week is turning out alright (apart from the fact my wife is not attending either movie and I feel horrible about it, but she said go so I'm going).