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So My Wife Moved In With Her Boyfriend... (Update #211)
August 12, 2007 at
12:02 AM
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Well you can call her Strike Three cuz she is outta here!
The U-Haul came this morning. Since he doesn't want to tell his friends about me (she was told to lie and say she's been divorced for a couple of years), it was only him, her and me to load up the truck. I had all the boxes and furniture in the garage. Only the pictures and breakable stuff were in the house. I helped him load up the U-Haul (and we packed it full) without so much as a Thank You.
She has a real winner there.
For those that don't know... LINK
The U-Haul came this morning. Since he doesn't want to tell his friends about me (she was told to lie and say she's been divorced for a couple of years), it was only him, her and me to load up the truck. I had all the boxes and furniture in the garage. Only the pictures and breakable stuff were in the house. I helped him load up the U-Haul (and we packed it full) without so much as a Thank You.
She has a real winner there.For those that don't know... LINK
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Good riddance, either way.
and the guys a little mincey faggot ball.
reminds me of a joke i've heard:
A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.
As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
Also, after everything is settled from divorce court .... get a personalized license plate for your car ..... "XGOTZERO" ...... it will really piss your ex and her boyfriend off.
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Your a gentleman, My ex Would have appreciated it if I would have acted that kind! to him and his girlfriend.