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Retired: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

228 92 October 16, 2010 at 01:35 PM
Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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Gary123X
05-05-2013 at 10:32 PM.
05-05-2013 at 10:32 PM.
Life is Good! Dance naked and wiggle your bum




A Mexican,
an Arab, and a Saskatchewan redneck
girl are in the
same bar.


When the
Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the
air, pulls out his
pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one
twice.'


The Arab,
obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls
out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World,
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the
same one twice either.'


The
Saskatchewan girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it
in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and
shoots the Mexican and the Arab.




Catching her
glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she
says,

'In Canada
we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice.'



'God Bless
Canada'

You gotta love
those Saskatchewan gals!!!
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good night ff


winn bigg


hopping for Monday deliveries
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Quote from Gary123X :
good night ff


winn bigg


hopping for Monday deliveries
Congratulations on the win! What deliveries are you "hopping" for or did you hurt a leg/foot/ankle/lose a bet?

Good Luck to all!
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05-06-2013 at 02:36 AM.
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for cinco de mayo
Q: Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?
A: They only had two cars.
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
Good Morning Peeps
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Quote from Gary123X :
big night



We're happy to let you know that you're a winner in the Lance® 100 Days to Win! You've won a $25 Visa gift card, which has an approximate retail value of $25. Congratulations!

If we need additional information in order to fulfill your prize, we'll be sure to contact you at this email address. Otherwise, you can expect to receive your prize within 8-10 weeks after the promotion conclusion.


and I won $5 on $5 at O'Reilly
Congrats, ever since I hit on the Lance, every day it now comes up and says you won an instant prize.....guess they want to make sure you knowlaugh out loud
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big night



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and I won $5 on $5 at O'Reilly
congrats
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Dang, No Win, It should be illegal to have colors that similarnodRoll Eyes (Sarcastic)bounceBig Grin
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Quote from Gary123X :
big night



We're happy to let you know that you're a winner in the Lance® 100 Days to Win! You've won a $25 Visa gift card, which has an approximate retail value of $25. Congratulations!

If we need additional information in order to fulfill your prize, we'll be sure to contact you at this email address. Otherwise, you can expect to receive your prize within 8-10 weeks after the promotion conclusion.


and I won $5 on $5 at O'Reilly
Congrats Smilie
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Dang, No Win, It should be illegal to have colors that similarnodRoll Eyes (Sarcastic)bounceBig Grin
Agreed Thumbdown That Sproks Big Grin
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Agreed Thumbdown That Sproks Big Grin
Smack Good Morning Jak wave
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Smack Good Morning Jak wave
'Morning Sproky Smilie How are ya ?
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'Morning Sproky Smilie How are ya ?
I'll be just fine.... as soon as I pull your knife out of my backBig Grin
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No knife, Just a lil fun hug
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