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Schoooooby...AHHHHHHH....you'll appreciate this. UDATE *Death of a Spider*

49,663 5,114 September 20, 2007 at 08:19 PM in Rant
I went outside on our porch...and there is a big ass spider web covering a whole lot of it. Below is an illustrated picture of me, the web and the spider. Please...try not to be too in awe of my awesome drawing abilities.

I'd take a picture but it's too dark to really see how big the web is.



Update: After moving to several different locations on my porch..I am saddened to report that the spider found his final resting place under our porch (where we walk out of our basement). He made a very large web...and after watching it for several days..he has not moved and he does not appear alive.

RIP little spider. You loved to laugh Weeping
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arjunsr
09-20-2007 at 09:20 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:20 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
How come your one leg isn't connected?
(spooky voice) its an illuuuuusion
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redjen910
09-20-2007 at 09:20 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:20 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
How come your one leg isn't connected?
That's her girl space silly.
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hawaiiandawn
09-20-2007 at 09:20 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:20 PM.
Coverlaugh I thought spiders had eight legs.
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Dark_Saber
09-20-2007 at 09:21 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:21 PM.
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her Tuffet
Eating her curds and way
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And said what's in the bowl bitch
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hawaiiandawn
09-20-2007 at 09:21 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:21 PM.
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That's her girl space silly.
Blush It sticks out like that so it covers her leg connection?
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arjunsr
09-20-2007 at 09:22 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:22 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
Coverlaugh I thought spiders had eight legs.
their legs aren't connected either. i guess its a girl spider.
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DNC
09-20-2007 at 09:22 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:22 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Bummer he wasn't a young stud that you could at least enjoy seeing in his underwear laugh out loud



Updated picture. And I got within 8 inches of the spider so I could inspect it. I Rock
You either drew yourself big boobs and no arms, or arms but no boobs.
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hawaiiandawn
09-20-2007 at 09:25 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:25 PM.
bulb "An artist's rendering..."

Ranting artists! Hmph.
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09-20-2007 at 09:27 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:27 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
Heart attacks from fright are. Plus Texas and Ok have brown recluse spiders.
We get black widows Yucky This was from our porch too.

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arjunsr
09-20-2007 at 09:29 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:29 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
We get black widows Yucky This was from our porch too.
squish!
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hawaiiandawn
09-20-2007 at 09:29 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:29 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
We get black widows Yucky This was from our porch too.
Lawd, lawd, lawd. I hope you killed that.
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nutter218
09-20-2007 at 09:29 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:29 PM.
Are those eggs behind the spider? EEK! Faint
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09-20-2007 at 09:30 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:30 PM.
Quote from arjunsr :
she's in the middle of no where tennessee Dontknow
We get these white patches all over our yard (you can see them with the dew)...my husband informed me today they're all wolf spiders Shocking

Quote from Dark_Saber :
Too bad your art work doesn't do you justice. . .
Nah..really..I look like that laugh out loud Stick Out Tongue
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GoneForNow
09-20-2007 at 09:31 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:31 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
We get these white patches all over our yard (you can see them with the dew)...my husband informed me today they're all wolf spiders Shocking
Fark it. Torch the place. Get the insurance money. Move to a spider-free community.
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09-20-2007 at 09:32 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:32 PM.
Quote from arjunsr :
Whee still got the combover!
I Rock

Quote from WentAway :
Yeah, I have that effect on many women...
Aww hug

Quote from arjunsr :
spider babies! woot
I.Hate.You.

Quote from hawaiiandawn :
How come your one leg isn't connected?
Tragic childhood accident. Thanks for making me relive it Mad

Quote from hawaiiandawn :
Coverlaugh I thought spiders had eight legs.
Ranting It's Autumness style of art Ranting
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