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Schoooooby...AHHHHHHH....you'll appreciate this. UDATE *Death of a Spider*

49,663 5,114 September 20, 2007 at 08:19 PM in Rant
I went outside on our porch...and there is a big ass spider web covering a whole lot of it. Below is an illustrated picture of me, the web and the spider. Please...try not to be too in awe of my awesome drawing abilities.

I'd take a picture but it's too dark to really see how big the web is.



Update: After moving to several different locations on my porch..I am saddened to report that the spider found his final resting place under our porch (where we walk out of our basement). He made a very large web...and after watching it for several days..he has not moved and he does not appear alive.

RIP little spider. You loved to laugh Weeping
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Autumn | Staff
09-20-2007 at 09:39 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:39 PM.
Quote from DNC :
You either drew yourself big boobs and no arms, or arms but no boobs.
They're arms.

Ok farkers. Last rendition Mad

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redjen910
09-20-2007 at 09:40 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:40 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
They're arms.

Ok farkers. Last rendition Mad
So your left boob is a tiny bit bigger?
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09-20-2007 at 09:41 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:41 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
They're arms.

Ok farkers. Last rendition Mad
Very nice bouncebounce
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09-20-2007 at 09:41 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:41 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
They're arms.

Ok farkers. Last rendition Mad
Looks like Mr. Bill in black and white.
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09-20-2007 at 09:41 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:41 PM.
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Lawd, lawd, lawd. I hope you killed that.
My dad came and caught it in a jar while my husband helped. I swear to God...laugh out loud

We had the guy come out to spray again then so he killed the babies. They are still there but it's been about two years so they're dead laugh out loud
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09-20-2007 at 09:41 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:41 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
They're arms.

Ok farkers. Last rendition Mad
now your left leg isn't connected. plus your right boob is bigger than the left. and you lost your combover Sadwalk
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09-20-2007 at 09:42 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:42 PM.
Quote from arjunsr :
now your left leg isn't connected. plus your right boob is bigger than the left. and you lost your combover Sadwalk
Hey, her eyes are UP HERE!!! Mad
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09-20-2007 at 09:42 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:42 PM.
Quote from WentAway :
Fark it. Torch the place. Get the insurance money. Move to a spider-free community.
laugh out loud No kidding.

In the morning..the webs are always destroyed. How do the spiders do that?
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09-20-2007 at 09:42 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:42 PM.
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now your left leg isn't connected. plus your right boob is bigger than the left. and you lost your combover Sadwalk
And I think she's giving me the finger laugh out loud


Thanks for the pics Autumn!
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09-20-2007 at 09:45 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:45 PM.
Quote from redjen910 :
So your left boob is a tiny bit bigger?
Yes. What of it? Mad j/k

Quote from arjunsr :
now your left leg isn't connected. plus your right boob is bigger than the left. and you lost your combover Sadwalk
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ranting



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Looks like Mr. Bill in black and white.
laugh out loud laugh out loud
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09-20-2007 at 09:45 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:45 PM.
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Yes. What of it? Mad j/k



AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ranting





laugh out loud laugh out loud
what's in between your legs? Shutup
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09-20-2007 at 09:48 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:48 PM.
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And I think she's giving me the finger laugh out loud


Thanks for the pics Autumn!
laugh out loud No problem.

That will be 2 million dollars for all the work I've put into this for you guys. Whee

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what's in between your legs? Shutup
Blowup

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09-20-2007 at 09:48 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:48 PM.
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what's in between your legs? Shutup
Looks like she has fuzz all around her legs. She should shave is she's gonna post nude pics.
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09-20-2007 at 09:49 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:49 PM.
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Looks like she has fuzz all around her legs. She should shave is she's gonna post nude pics.
laugh out loud
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09-20-2007 at 09:49 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:49 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
laugh out loud No problem.

That will be 2 million dollars for all the work I've put into this for you guys. Whee



Blowup
this is fun. why isn't your hair covering your eye? Stick Out Tongue

Quote from Autumn :
I hope Schmoopie doesn't warn me for the nude picture Scratchchin
the nipples were airbrushed off? Dontknow
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