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The *official* "Screw you Bill Belichick, get the hell out of my favorite sport, you're ruining the game" thread about the lack any New England Patriots sportsmanship (Now w/ POLL)

24,860 1,948 October 28, 2007 at 05:44 PM in Rant
Quick open letter to the head coach of the Patriots:

Dear Mr. Bill,

You're the head coach of the best team in football, congratulations on your tremendous efforts. Now fark off and leave the sport to those that do not just consider it simply a business because you're sucking the fun out of the game and ruining this sport for not only fans of the teams you embarass, but kids that are learning about something you seem to totally lack: sportsmanship.

Its easier to explain Janet Jackson's floppy booby during a wardrobe malfunction than the planned and continued deliberate actions taken by the players under your direction. Sure its your job to win games, are you not good enough to do it without constantly skirting the rules, using deception and just out and out farking cheating? You're a dirty, unkempt, embarassment to the game.

Get the hell out of the sport.

Sincerely,
- Fans of the NFL and the ultimate purveyors of your salary
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Last Edited by Ram|bunc|tious February 5, 2012 at 09:37 PM
New poll should be "Will the Patriots ever win another Super Bowl with Bill Belichick as head coach?"

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arjunsr
09-25-2009 at 10:34 AM.
09-25-2009 at 10:34 AM.
interesting take on the .. dimming of the pat's star.

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Watching a documentary about the 2003-04 Pats recently, I couldn't shake one thought: Most of these dudes are long gone. The only remaining 2004 cogs are Brady, Dan Koppen, Kevin Faulk, Ty Warren and Vince Wilfork. That's it. When someone casually throws out the whole, "It's the Patriots, they'll be fine" line, they're banking on the great coach/owner/GM trifecta and assuming that an overhaul of 90 percent of the roster since 2005 went splendidly. Not really.

Here's what we know: Belichick and helper Scott Pioli landed Brady in his first draft (2000), then crushed the next three (2001-03). Nailing picks is the NFL's biggest ongoing advantage, especially after the first round; it's the best way to circumvent the salary cap, by getting cheap labor. Those four drafts directly set up the 2003-04 seasons: 34 wins, 4 losses and two Super Bowl titles. Not an accident.

The following two drafts (2004-05) went fine. Nothing special. Things fell apart in 2006 when only kicker Stephen Gostkowski panned out. The Pats took Laurence Maroney over D'Angelo Williams, traded up from No. 52 (Greg Jennings) to No. 36 (WR Chad Jackson, a bust) and chose tight end David Thomas over Owen Daniels. Egads. As far as drafts go, this was Belichick's "Funny People" -- such a mess that you almost want to pretend it never happened.

The next three drafts looked worse than they actually were because they lost the Spygate pick (No. 32 in 2008) and dealt two picks for Wes Welker and Randy Moss, but from 2007-09, only Mayo has emerged as an impact player, and only three current starters (Gostkowski, Mayo and Brandon Meriweather) came from the last four Patriots drafts (even though the team had three firsts, six seconds and five thirds over that time). When seventh-rounder Julian Edelman emerged as Welker Jr. this summer, I remember being shocked that we finally struck pay dirt with a non-first-rounder. Not a good sign.

Did Belichick lose his touch, or has it just been a prolonged cold streak? Like with so many other teams, you could play the "damn, we could have had so-and-so" game with every Pats draft from 2005 to 2009 -- Frank Gore, Justin Tuck, Santonio Holmes, Maurice Jones-Drew, Jon Beason, Steve Slaton, etc. (it's a long list) -- but Belichick's Patriots were never "like so many other teams." It's a little sobering. The last few years, he's been drafting by need instead of just taking the best players, which he never used to do. And he spends so much time flipping picks that I reached the "can't we just stand pat and take the best guy?" point two years ago. Just this spring, instead of moving up 2-3 spots to grab game-breaker Percy Harvin or just taking tackle Michael Oher at No. 23 (now a staple of Baltimore's excellent offensive line), the Patriots traded down twice, picking up a second and two thirds (none of whom are starting). Quantity over quality yet again.

Contrast that to Baltimore's success over that same 2006-09 stretch: With four firsts, three seconds and seven thirds, they landed seven starters (Oher, Ray Rice, Joe Flacco, Chris Chester, Ben Grubbs, Haloti Ngata, Tavares Gooden) and three more in later rounds (Le'Ron McClain, Sam Koch, Dawan Landry). In a related story, the Ravens might be the best AFC team right now. And it's not like the Pats were making up for botched picks in free agency; they continue to eschew big-salary guys and gravitate towards on-their-last-legs veterans (Shawn Springs, Fred Taylor, etc.) and smart bargain pickups (Leigh Bodden, Sammy Morris, etc.). Of the key players on the 2009 team, only Mayo is younger than 27.
full article on other reasons:

http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/...ots/090925

interesting.. every draft we just gloss over and say wow pat's are magic and even if they have a "who" moment like the raiders, we give them the benefit of the doubt and figure they knew what they're doing. turns out most of those who's never made it..
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09-25-2009 at 10:47 AM.
09-25-2009 at 10:47 AM.
Good read Arj thanks ... (insert comparison to Redskin's woes in draft)
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09-25-2009 at 12:20 PM.
09-25-2009 at 12:20 PM.
As a Cleveland fan, all I can say is welcome to the Belichick hate club - there's plenty of people to keep you company.

5 years and he ran a playoff caliber team into the ground and cut one of the biggest local heroes (Kosar) due solely to his overinflated ego. And Bernie did get his superbowl ring and the Browns were gone from the city just a few short years later... don't even get me started on the special place in hell reserved for Art.
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10-04-2009 at 07:18 PM.
10-04-2009 at 07:18 PM.
Announcers at halftime:

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"Tom Brady if you're listening to this, take off your skirt, put on some slacks and be a man."
Roll
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10-05-2009 at 06:33 AM.
10-05-2009 at 06:33 AM.
Quote from Gobo :
As a Cleveland fan, all I can say is welcome to the Belichick hate club - there's plenty of people to keep you company.

5 years and he ran a playoff caliber team into the ground and cut one of the biggest local heroes (Kosar) due solely to his overinflated ego. And Bernie did get his superbowl ring and the Browns were gone from the city just a few short years later... don't even get me started on the special place in hell reserved for Art.
Art has a special place in Heaven
since he let you guys have the name,colors and history after you ran the team outta town nod
The Browns never left.
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10-05-2009 at 06:42 AM.
10-05-2009 at 06:42 AM.
The rules created to protect Tom Brady are ridiculous.
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10-05-2009 at 06:50 AM.
10-05-2009 at 06:50 AM.
Quote from SkeezaPleez :
The rules created to protect Tom Brady are ridiculous.
Anyone notice that these calls never happen to BLACK quarterbacks? Then again, I don't recall any other quarterback crying so much. I'm just saying ...
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10-05-2009 at 07:09 AM.
10-05-2009 at 07:09 AM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
"Tom Brady if you're listening to this, take off your skirt, put on some slacks and be a man."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSSnQrhUKpE Crying
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10-16-2009 at 09:40 PM.
10-16-2009 at 09:40 PM.
Hiya BG! Blowkiss
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10-16-2009 at 09:41 PM.
10-16-2009 at 09:41 PM.
i like how the pats are a failed kickoff touchback and a balt wr catching a wide open pass at the pats 9 from being most likely 1-4
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10-16-2009 at 09:47 PM.
10-16-2009 at 09:47 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Hiya BG! Blowkiss
laugh out loud

I'll let ya have this one...
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10-16-2009 at 09:47 PM.
10-16-2009 at 09:47 PM.
Nice to see you around hon, make sure to stop by once in awhile!
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10-17-2009 at 11:03 AM.
10-17-2009 at 11:03 AM.
Quote from arjunsr :
i like how the pats are a failed kickoff touchback and a balt wr catching a wide open pass at the pats 9 from being most likely 1-4
And many other teams are just as close to being 1 and 4 or worse. Not the Pat's fault that Balt and Buffalo farked up. Would you like Brady to throw some more interceptions? Fumble intentionally, lose a couple more games? Would that make people happy? Christ.
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10-17-2009 at 11:08 AM.
10-17-2009 at 11:08 AM.
Brady isn't a God ... he wouldn't improve the Redskin's record by a single game. Hell, you could bring Adrian Peterson, Larry Fitzgerald and Antonio Gates here and the Skins wouldn't break 20 points on offense.
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10-17-2009 at 12:10 PM.
10-17-2009 at 12:10 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Brady isn't a God ... he wouldn't improve the Redskin's record by a single game. Hell, you could bring Adrian Peterson, Larry Fitzgerald and Antonio Gates here and the Skins wouldn't break 20 points on offense.
Never said he was a God. The pats have a decent team overall that have been playing okay. Not great or anything, but okay and they've won a couple games they probably shouldn't have. I don't quite understand Arj's point. There are close games every week that some teams probably shouldn't have won, but do.
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