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I see I can't leave you guys alone for one minute!
March 27, 2015 at
06:26 AM
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The second I turn my back you go and make some hairy-toed car thief a GLOBAL MODERATOR?!?!?!?
s3nD c4r$$$$$ m8
did anybody tell Bond yet?
s3nD c4r$$$$$ m8
did anybody tell Bond yet?
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Only until April 1st.
SD is testing a new holiday, April Fool's Week.
I knew it! Vindication!
they're not hairy enough!
ibt "I see your feet but where are your slippers? hahahaha...haha..ha..."
ibt "I see your feet but where are your slippers? hahahaha...haha..ha..."
OMG Cupcake...I have a story for you. It was terrible.
So the other night I was in the kitchen. I had my hair up in a ponytail. I felt something under my ear on my neck. I have long hair so I frequently feel my hair brush up against my neck when I have it up and I have to tell myself not to freak out, it's just my hair.
So this time I was like "Autumn, it's just your hair, don't worry about it." But I still reached up to bat my hair away...and a huge WOLF SPIDER lands on the floor. Have you seen wolf spiders? They are huge as hell. Granted this looked like a smaller one so it was probably a baby, but I freaked the fark out. I sprayed it with spider spray, it didn't die. My dog tried to chase it and eat it but I didn't want my dog to eat it and eat the spider spray and die so I had to chase him away and then find the spider again. Then I put a paper towel on top of the spider and then I have this funnel cake pouring thing I put on top of the paper towel and I smashed the crap out of it. Then I washed my neck like a zillion times. It was horrible.
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So the other night I was in the kitchen. I had my hair up in a ponytail. I felt something under my ear on my neck. I have long hair so I frequently feel my hair brush up against my neck when I have it up and I have to tell myself not to freak out, it's just my hair.
So this time I was like "Autumn, it's just your hair, don't worry about it." But I still reached up to bat my hair away...and a huge WOLF SPIDER lands on the floor. Have you seen wolf spiders? They are huge as hell. Granted this looked like a smaller one so it was probably a baby, but I freaked the fark out. I sprayed it with spider spray, it didn't die. My dog tried to chase it and eat it but I didn't want my dog to eat it and eat the spider spray and die so I had to chase him away and then find the spider again. Then I put a paper towel on top of the spider and then I have this funnel cake pouring thing I put on top of the paper towel and I smashed the crap out of it. Then I washed my neck like a zillion times. It was horrible.