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I see I can't leave you guys alone for one minute!
March 27, 2015 at
06:26 AM
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The second I turn my back you go and make some hairy-toed car thief a GLOBAL MODERATOR?!?!?!?
s3nD c4r$$$$$ m8
did anybody tell Bond yet?
s3nD c4r$$$$$ m8
did anybody tell Bond yet?
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I about peed myself too but for different reasons
they're not hairy enough!
These?
But a fantastic toenail polish color, I'll give them that.
SD is testing a new holiday, April Fool's Week.
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It's like a reunion up in here. I'm leaving proof that I was here too
'DS wuz here'
Ah man, I wrote it in dry erase marker. . .
So this time I was like "Autumn, it's just your hair, don't worry about it." But I still reached up to bat my hair away...and a huge WOLF SPIDER lands on the floor. Have you seen wolf spiders? They are huge as hell. Granted this looked like a smaller one so it was probably a baby, but I freaked the fark out. I sprayed it with spider spray, it didn't die. My dog tried to chase it and eat it but I didn't want my dog to eat it and eat the spider spray and die so I had to chase him away and then find the spider again. Then I put a paper towel on top of the spider and then I have this funnel cake pouring thing I put on top of the paper towel and I smashed the crap out of it. Then I washed my neck like a zillion times. It was horrible.
Aha! No denial, so that's an agreement by omission that your toes ARE hairier than that!
I was just trying to be nice to that poor unfortunate hairy toed person out of the kindness of my non-hairy soul.
'DS wuz here'
Ah man, I wrote it in dry erase marker. . .
I do believe you are cursed in the spider department. Or maybe you have done something to piss off the god of spiders. . .let me see. . .where did I put that picture. . .oh right, here it is:
You know I have warning powers now, they should make up a warn category just for terrible spider pictures
Come on, Saber...you've known me for how long? How do you really think I'm gonna answer that?
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