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Dear Neighbor

3,085 859 June 11, 2008 at 11:11 AM in Question
Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.

Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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Zoe Moon
07-09-2017 at 08:42 PM.
07-09-2017 at 08:42 PM.
Dear neighbor, thanks for burning an entire tree in your BBQ smoker. I'm sure all the other neighbors are as equally thrilled that you did this on such a hot day when we all needed to keep our windows open and don't want our houses to smell like a rack of overcooked ribs for the next week. At least next time you could spring for the pork ribs so our houses can smell of BBQ bacon instead of beef. Annoyed
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finzz2dlft
07-10-2017 at 07:13 AM.
07-10-2017 at 07:13 AM.
Quote from LC2 :
Dear Neighbor,
I wanted to sic Finzz on you because she's large, crappy, and dirty. nod

Iagree I scare small children! Iagree
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KRBoots
07-10-2017 at 11:33 AM.
07-10-2017 at 11:33 AM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
I scare small children!
Back in the day you were a hot, fat, latino lover! woot
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LC2
07-10-2017 at 06:35 PM.
07-10-2017 at 06:35 PM.
Quote from KRBoots :
Back in the day you were a hot, fat, latino lover! woot
Please do not touch the Latina.
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VorlonFrog
07-10-2017 at 06:46 PM.
07-10-2017 at 06:46 PM.
Dear Neighbor,

Thanks for being such a good family and not being like so many other folks' neighbors. We seriously appreciate you for that. nod
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finzz2dlft
07-10-2017 at 07:21 PM.
07-10-2017 at 07:21 PM.
Quote from KRBoots :
Back in the day you were a hot, fat, latino lover! woot
Quote from LC2 :
Please do not touch the Latina.

my paws belong to lc heart
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LC2
07-10-2017 at 11:11 PM.
07-10-2017 at 11:11 PM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
my paws belong to lc heart
But other people can feed you. I've sufficiently worked through my jealousy issues to accept that. hug
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finzz2dlft
07-10-2017 at 11:11 PM.
07-10-2017 at 11:11 PM.
Quote from LC2 :
But other people can feed you. I've sufficiently worked through my jealousy issues to accept that. hug

skritch mah belly, please!
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LC2
07-10-2017 at 11:14 PM.
07-10-2017 at 11:14 PM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
skritch mah belly, please!
Roll Wont you be mah neighbor?
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finzz2dlft
07-10-2017 at 11:17 PM.
07-10-2017 at 11:17 PM.
Quote from LC2 :
Roll Wont you be mah neighbor?

/me flies to LC's house
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LC2
07-10-2017 at 11:30 PM.
07-10-2017 at 11:30 PM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
/me flies to LC's house
But first, we must get you to Hawaii, from here. I found RT airfare for $360. It's a 3 hour stopover in San Francisco, but I've never been there. Enough time to hit up a Walgreens for a souvenir keychain and to sleep with the pilot.
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finzz2dlft
07-10-2017 at 11:33 PM.
07-10-2017 at 11:33 PM.
Quote from LC2 :
But first, we must get you to Hawaii, from here. I found RT airfare for $360. It's a 3 hour stopover in San Francisco, but I've never been there. Enough time to hit up a Walgreens for a souvenir keychain and to sleep with the pilot.


wow, really? that seems like a great deal! And bonus score for the keychain and pilot!!
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LC2
07-10-2017 at 11:39 PM.
07-10-2017 at 11:39 PM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
wow, really? that seems like a great deal! And bonus score for the keychain and pilot!!
IKR? So now I'm trying to figure out how to get you from your coast to mine. $360 is cheaper than what I paid years ago RT from here to Hawaii. We can visit HawaiianDawn!
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finzz2dlft
07-10-2017 at 11:40 PM.
07-10-2017 at 11:40 PM.
Quote from LC2 :
IKR? So now I'm trying to figure out how to get you from your coast to mine. $360 is cheaper than what I paid years ago RT from here to Hawaii. We can visit HawaiianDawn!
yassssssssssssssssssssss! party in Hawaii!!! that would be so awesome.
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LC2
07-10-2017 at 11:49 PM.
07-10-2017 at 11:49 PM.
Quote from finzz2dlft :
yassssssssssssssssssssss! party in Hawaii!!! that would be so awesome.
A little hard work on the beach collecting what I told you about, and we could do it even cheaper.
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