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Dear Neighbor

3,085 859 June 11, 2008 at 11:11 AM in Question
Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.

Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.

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SnakePlisken
06-13-2016 at 12:18 PM.
06-13-2016 at 12:18 PM.
Quote from FHRITP :
Dear Neighbor...I wonder what the poor people are doing today? No seriously neighbor...im asking you!
answered your own question
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FHRITP
06-13-2016 at 12:28 PM.
06-13-2016 at 12:28 PM.
Quote from Sun_shine :
answered your own question
I should have stated I asked that question after returning from vacation. Poor people are gross.
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Zoe Moon
06-13-2016 at 12:35 PM.
06-13-2016 at 12:35 PM.
Quote from FHRITP :
I should have stated I asked that question after returning from vacation. Poor people are gross.
According to your posts, you live next to poor people, so clearly you live in a poor neighborhood. Better watch out that those stones don't bounce off their house and hit your window.
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FHRITP
06-13-2016 at 12:57 PM.
06-13-2016 at 12:57 PM.
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According to your posts, you live next to poor people, so clearly you live in a poor neighborhood. Better watch out that those stones don't bounce off their house and hit your window.
Its actually an apartment complex. Yep...we have some section 8 bottom feeding gems. T-minus 1 year and counting. Nasty mofos
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Iaaaiws
06-13-2016 at 03:10 PM.
06-13-2016 at 03:10 PM.
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So we use it in the living room to combat the food cooking heat and overall heat of the kitchen and living room, which isn't ideal as we have to put the huge exhaust pipe out the front window of the living room.
You should have a fire pit and do your cooking outside so you don't have that problem.

look around
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infosaurus
06-13-2016 at 05:15 PM.
06-13-2016 at 05:15 PM.
you cant hack my wifi
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ashcampbell
06-15-2016 at 11:13 AM.
06-15-2016 at 11:13 AM.
Yes, yes i can.
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SnakePlisken
06-15-2016 at 12:26 PM.
06-15-2016 at 12:26 PM.
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you cant hack my wifi
only if you change the password every 30 minutes
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infosaurus
06-15-2016 at 05:45 PM.
06-15-2016 at 05:45 PM.
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only if you change the password every 30 minutes
i trust in my router security.
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SnakePlisken
06-16-2016 at 04:28 AM.
06-16-2016 at 04:28 AM.
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i trust in my router security.
laugh out loud the world needs more trusting people like you
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infosaurus
06-16-2016 at 06:42 PM.
06-16-2016 at 06:42 PM.
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laugh out loud the world needs more trusting people like you
its just i know that my neighbors lack the computer skills to hack my wifi. lol. they come to me if they need their pcs reformatted.
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DC
06-17-2016 at 01:31 PM.
06-17-2016 at 01:31 PM.
Dear Neighbor,

Muzzle them little ankle biters will ya?

I swear the second they open the door they come out and bark/yap/bark up a storm like there was an intruder right there in their yard!

It's good that my rifle is up in Oregon...as some high speed lead poisoning would befall them.

Now... put a leash on them and walk by my house and they are sweet as can be, well behaved and they get petted by me if the owner stops.


I could see if they lived up against the greenbelt with bike trail that sees quite a few walkers, riders and dogs getting walked go by...sure they would bark to protect their territory, but in ankle biter's case, they just back up to my yard and the next door neighbor's yard...that's it.

I can see 1 or 2 barks...but 20 minutes at a time...wtf?
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Zoe Moon
06-17-2016 at 02:14 PM.
06-17-2016 at 02:14 PM.
Quote from DC :
Dear Neighbor,

Muzzle them little ankle biters will ya?

I swear the second they open the door they come out and bark/yap/bark up a storm like there was an intruder right there in their yard!

It's good that my rifle is up in Oregon...as some high speed lead poisoning would befall them.

Now... put a leash on them and walk by my house and they are sweet as can be, well behaved and they get petted by me if the owner stops.


I could see if they lived up against the greenbelt with bike trail that sees quite a few walkers, riders and dogs getting walked go by...sure they would bark to protect their territory, but in ankle biter's case, they just back up to my yard and the next door neighbor's yard...that's it.

I can see 1 or 2 barks...but 20 minutes at a time...wtf?
Small dogs are often insecure due to their size, it makes them feel vulnerable so they tend to bark a lot to compensate for their feelings of vulnerability. It's possible for the owner to train them not to bark so much but it's hard to do because of why they are doing it.

You could try going out there and talking to them through the fence, to let them know that there's a good guy on the other side, that might help some. If that fails, you could do what I did with a neighbors dog but I'm not sure it would work on small dogs. See my previous post that I've pasted below.



Quote from Zoe Moon :
Comfort I had a neighbor with a yippy dog one time. I got a ladder, leaned over the fence and barked back at the dog with a really deep and loud bark, like a big dog would do, he stopped yipping after that. laugh out loud

The other option is ear plugs.
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DC
06-17-2016 at 02:32 PM.
06-17-2016 at 02:32 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
Small dogs are often insecure due to their size, it makes them feel vulnerable so they tend to bark a lot to compensate for their feelings of vulnerability. It's possible for the owner to train them not to bark so much but it's hard to do because of why they are doing it.

You could try going out there and talking to them through the fence, to let them know that there's a good guy on the other side, that might help some. If that fails, you could do what I did with a neighbors dog but I'm not sure it would work on small dogs. See my previous post that I've pasted below.
Thanks ZM.

I've tried the over the fence thing, I've been doing a lot of yard stuff and have had to have ear protection on, so that helps.

I've had the kitchen window open on a nice night, set a glass in the sink and it will "clink" and the little bastards will go off the hook. Facepalm

I don't know the bread, but they are about a foot long and 9 or so inches tall.

I think the guy is on them when they start, but the wife just lets them out and shuts the door and so it takes a while before she'll open the door and address them.

I've been in the front yard, dropped a shovel handle onto the sidewalk and they go off the hook...still in their own backyard...Really?? WTF?

1 dog is about 2 or 3, the other is 1...he starts off and then the older dog "HAS" to bark as well. Sometimes they get the next door (still behind me) going as well...
Fuuuuu uuuuuck! Shut UP!!!


I'm all for positive reinforcement, I'm all for NEGATIVE as well...Hell I'd pay for the shock collar if they'd actually be put into use.
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Schooby
06-17-2016 at 03:35 PM.
06-17-2016 at 03:35 PM.
The neighbor's dog barked for an hour last night. Our yards as postage stamp sized so it's right there and yeah a yippy little shit.
I used all of my strength to not open the sliding glass door and yell "SHUT THE FARK UP" or "BRING THE LITTLE FARKER IN THE HOUSE YOU ASSHOLES!" Mad Annoyed




laugh out loud seriously... sigh
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