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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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wait, that's not what you meant...
For my part...
Dear neighbor...
You have a house across the street yet you walk over to the sidewalk by mine to smoke, then throw the butts into the rocks and bushes that I pay a landscaper to keep clean for the community. It's not technically even my property so I don't say anything.
You get on your cell phone and get into heated discussions which freak out my dog... at one point I overheard you on the phone once, tell someone that you shouldn't even be talking to them and they should be clearing the history once they hung up because the lawyers would put him back in jail if they knew he was talking to you. Yay.
Then yesterday 2 cop cars pulled up silently to your home.....
Please move.
This is a very nice, very quiet neighborhood...
Please move.
This is a very nice, very quiet neighborhood...
I had Bea out on the sidewalk going the other way (she's old so.. I can't exactly just walk away quickly with her) we didn't get more than a couple of houses away.. and then headed back. The cops were heading back to the cars. I said thanks for your service and BTW as someone who lives right there..do have anything to be concerned about?
The one who replied said no....so I don't know what they were doing there. I think they were trying to serve a summons but no answer at the door. I am pretty sure 3 generations live there and there is always someone home.
I mentioned how my dog isn't exactly a "protection" dog and chuckled.. he said she is a cutie though
So he won brownie points with me
The cars were still out there a half hour later.
No rukus..
We don't get cops down our street very often.
The last time was about 2 years ago maybe.. a couple of cars sitting next to each other facing opposite ways talking.. it was summer so I brought them bottles of water.
We don't get cops down our street very often.
The last time was about 2 years ago maybe.. a couple of cars sitting next to each other facing opposite ways talking.. it was summer so I brought them bottles of water.
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I am sorry the long-term relationship with your girlfriend has dissolved. I also appreciate the attachment one develops toward a dog, but the scene you made standing behind her vehicle while screaming obscenities and commanding she leave your shared pet before you would get out of the way might not have been the best way to handle the situation. Nor was you (assumedly) banging on the door of your previously shared condo for ten seconds at a time for a couple hours a few days later. If your claims are true, I also hold a certain amount of enmity toward "the f*cking f*cker" she "f*cked," mostly on the general distaste for those who practice infidelity. But, again, there are probably better reactions.
Be advised I have a decent vantage point of the area in front of your garage and make it a habit to leave the window of my home office open whenever I hear anything that might indicate another fracas. I do have my shoes on, I can get out the door and down the stairs in less than ten seconds, and I don't think there's any question I could make you sorry you ever moved into this place if I ever hear the slightest hint of performed violence against your ex. Outside of the obvious objections of partner abuse, part of the reason I moved here was being in a quiet, respectful neighborhood, and you're disturbing that.
All the best finding a new roommate since I'd be surprised if you can afford living here alone.
As much as I don't want or need trouble right now - especially with our landlord - I want you the fark out. Pretty sure you're the same occupant that refused to respond to a desperate knock last year when water from your bathroom began pouring down into mine. You only responded after I shouted that it was an emergency and I would contact our landlord. There was a bout of relentless vacuuming at all hours of the day and night with regard for no one else.
You completely ignored the nice note on your door forcing me to contact the landlord again. In the laundry room recently you saw me right there taking my clothes out of the washer but put your basket there like I didn't exist. "Sorry." I wanted to get in your face so badly.
And who will ever forget today! Today, when your boyfriend (who isn't supposed to be living with you) managed to flood your place and mine with an overflowing toilet.
I've lived here for eons and want to congratulate you on being the first people to do something so stupid as to let a toilet overflow. It's called a plunger. Flush your toilet after each use! Clearly you don't own a plunger or flush often considering the amount of what came down.
I had to throw out a brand new mixing bowl and clean your piss up off of my kitchen floor in this weather. Do you come down and apologize or ask about damages? Of course not! Because you and your boyfriend are assholes you fat farking twit. MOVE.
As much as I don't want or need trouble right now - especially with our landlord - I want you the fark out. Pretty sure you're the same occupant that refused to respond to a desperate knock last year when water from your bathroom began pouring down into mine. You only responded after I shouted that it was an emergency and I would contact our landlord. There was a bout of relentless vacuuming at all hours of the day and night with regard for no one else.
You completely ignored the nice note on your door forcing me to contact the landlord again. In the laundry room recently you saw me right there taking my clothes out of the washer but put your basket there like I didn't exist. "Sorry." I wanted to get in your face so badly.
And who will ever forget today! Today, when your boyfriend (who isn't supposed to be living with you) managed to flood your place and mine with an overflowing toilet.
I've lived here for eons and want to congratulate you on being the first people to do something so stupid as to let a toilet overflow. It's called a plunger. Flush your toilet after each use! Clearly you don't own a plunger or flush often considering the amount of what came down.
I had to throw out a brand new mixing bowl and clean your piss up off of my kitchen floor in this weather. Do you come down and apologize or ask about damages? Of course not! Because you and your boyfriend are assholes you fat farking twit. MOVE.
Get a couple of these and start watching "War of the Worlds" every morning at 4:00 a.m..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQrwQU4
PLEASE keep that horse of a dog of yours in YOUR yard.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQrwQU4