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RETIRED PC's Chat Thread: "Dear Hobbling Hooker, Get your arse in here RIGHT MEOW! Sincerely, Trouble"

3,781 2,418 October 9, 2011 at 12:42 PM in Chat (3) Slickdeals
Come on in and tell me about your mile high club experiences. This is just another chat thread. If you don't like it, fark it and use this. Life is to short to worry about it. Have a nice day. heart you all!


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If you didn't believe it....here it is....written by the master of creeps:

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Princess Crunch
10-09-2011 at 02:53 PM.
10-09-2011 at 02:53 PM.
Angel Not
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trygve
10-09-2011 at 04:35 PM.
10-09-2011 at 04:35 PM.
Quote from Moot-N-Me :
Crylol I think your bedroom would count as an aircraft.....You need to get a mic and speakers in there and say "This is your Captain speaking......" nod
Speakers I've got (recently upgraded the bedroom stereo to a surround system)...but how to give my voice the obligatory muffled sound essential for a proper captain's message?

("Just place this over your mouth and nose and try to breathe normally....")

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Boxes = Cat. Whips = Fun & You can guess what the whip cream is for.
I've got some ideas...I just have to be sure to burn off enough calories to compensate. (Gotta watch my figure, donchaknow.)
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10-09-2011 at 04:52 PM.
10-09-2011 at 04:52 PM.
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I don't have one!
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You need to get one! Wink
I make house calls for married women.


OP I've had sex in Denver losta times....that's the Mile High City....so.....bulb
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Moot-N-Me
10-09-2011 at 05:20 PM.
10-09-2011 at 05:20 PM.
Quote from trygve :
Speakers I've got (recently upgraded the bedroom stereo to a surround system)...but how to give my voice the obligatory muffled sound essential for a proper captain's message?

("Just place this over your mouth and nose and try to breathe normally....")



I've got some ideas...I just have to be sure to burn off enough calories to compensate. (Gotta watch my figure, dontchaknow.)

You could put a tissue over the mic and turn on your best creepy Vincent Price voice with a touch of nasal for that real life effect.......Roll

OMG PC!!!!!! He said DONTCHA Woot
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10-09-2011 at 05:31 PM.
10-09-2011 at 05:31 PM.
He mis-spelled it, it's "dontchya" nod
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10-09-2011 at 05:34 PM.
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He mis-spelled it, it's "dontchya" nod
Oh yeah Scratchchin

We'll let it slideWink
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Hiya Mootsykins. Hiya, PC. wave
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OP I've had sex in Denver losta times....that's the Mile High City....so.....bulb
Careful Satan, one day someone's DH will have your balls in a jar! Wink
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Hi Vfroggy Kiss How was your weekend? Are you off tomorrow?
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Quote from Moot-N-Me :
Crylol I think your bedroom would count as an aircraft.....You need to get a mic and speakers in there and say "This is your Captain speaking......" nod
Roll
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Quote from Moot-N-Me :
You could put a tissue over the mic and turn on your best creepy Vincent Price voice with a touch of nasal for that real life effect.......Roll

OMG PC!!!!!! He said DONTCHA Woot
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Careful Satan, one day someone's DH will have your balls in a jar! Wink
Pickled balls laugh out loud
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Hi Vfroggy Kiss How was your weekend? Are you off tomorrow?
Sadly, no. My Israeli corporate masters know nothing of Columbus and his holiday. Frown
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Sadly, I've never made whoopee while in Denver. Frown
I have, however, fooled around in first class on an airplane. Big Grin
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Sadly, no. My Israeli corporate masters know nothing of Columbus and his holiday. Frown

Sadly, I've never made whoopee while in Denver. Frown
I have, however, fooled around in first class on an airplane. Big Grin
Maybe next time babe! woot
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Sadly, no. My Israeli corporate masters know nothing of Columbus and his holiday. Frown
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