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Where Is Malaysia Airlines Flight 370? Give Your Best Guess Or Conspiracy Theory Here.
March 13, 2014 at
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This missing flight gets more bizarre every day. What do you think happened to it? Will it ever be found? Did it crash? Was it taken somewhere with all the passengers still on it?
Give your best ideas. Or your worst if you want to.
Give your best ideas. Or your worst if you want to.
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this is crazy
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We are back in the Boeing 777 simulator, where we will be determining whether the loss of the plane could have started with the pilot spilling hot coffee in his lap. To bring this exciting new theory to you we now turn it over to......
Wait....forget that! We just got word that some Americans have been killed at a military post by a GUN!
We will suspend our coverage of Malaysian Flight 370 to bring you continuous coverage of this new tragedy as details become available. No doubt the shooting was done with an ASSAULT RIFLE, but even if it wasn't we will show you multiple views of these scary-looking guns and our experts will discuss why nobody has any need to own these evil killing weapons. Then we will ridicule anyone who suggests that soldiers should be allowed to carry weapons on base for self-defense.
We will have our new banner and intro music ready for this coverage in just a few minutes."
They say the signal has a frequency of 37.5kHz - the same as those emitted by the flight recorders.
"It is yet to be established whether it is related to the missing jet," it cautioned.
The head of the Australian agency co-ordinating the search said the reported signals "are consistent with the aircraft black box" but "there is no confirmation at this stage that the signals and the objects are related to the missing aircraft".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-26902127
Wait. Gotta add my friend's theory. "It's somewhere being repainted."
Wait. Gotta add my friend's theory. "It's somewhere being repainted."
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They say the signal has a frequency of 37.5kHz - the same as those emitted by the flight recorders.
"It is yet to be established whether it is related to the missing jet," it cautioned.
The head of the Australian agency co-ordinating the search said the reported signals "are consistent with the aircraft black box" but "there is no confirmation at this stage that the signals and the objects are related to the missing aircraft".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-26902127
They may be finally be zeroing in on either the crash site, or at least the location that China dropped the black boxes into the ocean after recovering them from the actual wreckage where the plane was shot down.