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"Canadian circus billionaire heads to space station"
I don't even want to read it...
Carneys scare me, with their little hands and their smell of cabbage...
Neil Armstrong
Sorry to be somewhat reserved and standoffish. I suppose I should share more. What about my life?
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Mornin' there Mrbulla..
I'm feeling sick!
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Dr. Evil...
I'm feeling sick!
If it helps, remember the old trick where I will imagine you in your underwear! Wait, that's not exactly right?
I'm feeling sick!
You mean sick as in a virus...not as in nerves, right?
Dr. Evil...
You mean sick as in a virus...not as in nerves, right?
If it helps, remember the old trick where I will imagine you in your underwear! Wait, that's not exactly right?
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