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You can call me "Al"
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The "I Hate Christmas" thread!
October 20, 2009 at
12:36 PM
*stands up*
Hi, my name is Al and I hate Christmas!
It has nothing to do with religion or my upbringing. I do not come from a long line of Christmas haters or tree huggers that hate to see all the dead trees lined up along the streets in the weeks that follow.
I did not have a bad Christmas experience as a child that may have scarred me for life. Didn't walk in and discover that Santa was really daddy. Never ate a bad turkey or been fondled by an elf.
Just don't care for Christmas.
The stupid stores start putting out the decor too early, the songs stick in your head, everyone wants more gifts, no one is ever happy with them, and the people that re-gift are too stupid to look INSIDE the damned SnackMaster to make sure there isn't a card in there, too, thus allowing the second-round receiver to know just how much thought you actually put into the gift.
And lastly, I really really hate bellringers. I give 'em money and have no problem with that. But seriously, when you weigh 280 lbs, wearing a freakin' bright red suit and a cheesy beard and you're blocking the entrance to whatever store I'm trying to enter .... do you really need a bell to make me notice you????
Hi, my name is Al and I hate Christmas!
It has nothing to do with religion or my upbringing. I do not come from a long line of Christmas haters or tree huggers that hate to see all the dead trees lined up along the streets in the weeks that follow.
I did not have a bad Christmas experience as a child that may have scarred me for life. Didn't walk in and discover that Santa was really daddy. Never ate a bad turkey or been fondled by an elf.
Just don't care for Christmas.
The stupid stores start putting out the decor too early, the songs stick in your head, everyone wants more gifts, no one is ever happy with them, and the people that re-gift are too stupid to look INSIDE the damned SnackMaster to make sure there isn't a card in there, too, thus allowing the second-round receiver to know just how much thought you actually put into the gift.

And lastly, I really really hate bellringers. I give 'em money and have no problem with that. But seriously, when you weigh 280 lbs, wearing a freakin' bright red suit and a cheesy beard and you're blocking the entrance to whatever store I'm trying to enter .... do you really need a bell to make me notice you????
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I like it
I like it
Though I disagree with you about the trees, we love to put up a tree and to decorate it.
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I hate Halloween. If people want to dress up and be scary they should take it to England, dress like Druids and form a circle 'round Stonehenge.
I hate Halloween. If people want to dress up and be scary they should take it to England, dress like Druids and form a circle 'round Stonehenge.
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