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Last Edited by vviles December 24, 2009 at 09:59 AM
This is the wiki. Abuse it Whip

This is a totally cliquey thread, but we do welcome new posters with Hug2
However, If you are gonna judge us, insult us, or not be kind, don't bother lurking or posting here. We are a happy crew and intend to remain so.
If you dont like sex, have puritanical ways, judge others, cut yourself, hate cleaveage, dont like sports, dont like suggestive banter, than leave now for your own good Thanks


The ladies of this thread are the sexiest in the entire lounge Evillaugh

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Alien Doggie is taking over the world
Wiles, DCinbama, Saint, and Jason Of Texas are looking forward to Pasedana
Thrifteh is a milk carton
LJ eats sleeps and poops
DNC is Cloud9 snowed in
MBrulla is probably wooting if he's not here
Damsel is too busy
Matt is an infrequent guest late at night and is either at Stone or Drinking Stone
Frog is in Havvvvaii
Kara is kind of back
Wulfy is cheering the giants
DD is a pervert
Kitteh is all moved and going to lots of hockey games
DWells is happy finals are over
Lloyd is immaculately groomed
Jengo has cute little girls
Skeezerpleezer has the hottest avatar on SD drool
Zurgy sleeps a lot
SBelle is the new Kara
The Llama sends creepy pm's ... but they aren't the least bit ... um ... creepy.
Demo's arrival means Thrifteh and Wiles are no longer the oldest ones in her thread.
AlphaSaver saves lots of latex by not using, um, nevermind





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is the art of entertaining or being entertained while drunk. For example a drunk person may post when no one is around, and they have to drunktain themselves. That is sad and frustrating Crying

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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It's a term or any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer, tequila, or vodka.
Some people even speak Gayberrolian.

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11-10-2009 at 10:26 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:26 AM.
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The only good place to have sex in the bathroom would be the shower. Anywhere else might be pretty gross.

disclaimer: if i was offered sex anywhere in the bathroom, i'd take it.
Bathroom sex...mneh. The counter is ok, but you have to make sure you leave some cloth under her ass otherwise you'll be leaving her prone to some naaaasty stuff (ever see a bacterial test of a public bathroom? Nuff said).

Nice thing is that most public bathrooms have lower counters, so the height is just right.

When I ran the bar I would have my gf come over after it was cleaned...the bathroom is nothing compared to the bar top itself.
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11-10-2009 at 10:28 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:28 AM.
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hai mom Hug2

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No stall.. you want room to manuever around
i'd just do it for the excitement of it laugh out loud

like that one time we did it on a crowded mall parking lot Cloud9

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Bathroom sex...mneh. The counter is ok, but you have to make sure you leave some cloth under her ass otherwise you'll be leaving her prone to some naaaasty stuff (ever see a bacterial test of a public bathroom? Nuff said).

Nice thing is that most public bathrooms have lower counters, so the height is just right.

When I ran the bar I would have my gf come over after it was cleaned...the bathroom is nothing compared to the bar top itself.
LMAO you've tried all kinds of sex have you? High Five
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11-10-2009 at 10:34 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:34 AM.
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like that one time we did it on a crowded mall parking lot Cloud9
Pretty good.. this needs to be a topic.. most exciting/dangerous place.

My best was outdoors in a wooded area of Liberty University (Jerry Falwel's school).
I hung the used condom in a tree. laugh out loud

Another good one.. We were able to get on the roof of the tallest building of the university on a summer night. There was actually a little observation area there (they used to let people go up there). Awesome view.

MBrulla.. a bar counter would be awesome.. good job woot I just figured out your name now.. I thought it was Mr Bulla.. Now I get it bulb
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11-10-2009 at 10:37 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:37 AM.
the thought of being caught just made everything arousing Whee
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11-10-2009 at 10:50 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:50 AM.
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Blumpkins ftw!
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11-10-2009 at 10:53 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:53 AM.
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Pretty good.. this needs to be a topic.. most exciting/dangerous place.
laugh out loud Mine would be under the bleachers at a high school football game, with the captain of the team. He was on the injured list (broken arm) and was still supposed to be on the sidelines, but we snuck away at half time. Evillaugh
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11-10-2009 at 10:54 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:54 AM.
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Funny you say that.. I had a gf later that was very blunt.. She told me I had no idea what I was doing and taught me. laugh out loud This was the crazy one, but I am eternally grateful to her for teaching me the right way when I was a kid.
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The only good place to have sex in the bathroom would be the shower. Anywhere else might be pretty gross.

disclaimer: if i was offered sex anywhere in the bathroom, i'd take it.
Roll

I lost my virginity on on the dike by the side of the river.
Fosters oil cans, skipping school and a bad boy Memories. Cloud9
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11-10-2009 at 10:55 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:55 AM.
i lost my virginity when i was 16... the end.

(my first time is a forgettable experience, like i've said laugh out loud)
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11-10-2009 at 10:55 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:55 AM.
I loved the handicapped restroom at the courthouse where I worked. Me and one of the PDs would get it on there all the time. he'd be working a death penalty case and right before closing arguements, I'd slip off my thong and tuck it in his pocket as a good luck charm Rofl2
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11-10-2009 at 10:56 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:56 AM.
disabled restroom Nono
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11-10-2009 at 10:57 AM.
11-10-2009 at 10:57 AM.
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the thought of being caught just made everything arousing Whee
Whee absolutely

I love getting it on in the car drool

Roadhead is sooo fun woot
and so is parking Evillaugh

both too many times to count

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disabled restroom Nono
it's bigger and private. The door had its own lock.

Everyone used that one because it was nicer.
You'd just have to worry about running into a judge when you were sneaking out of there Roll
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11-10-2009 at 10:58 AM.
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have you done it in a movie theater?
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11-10-2009 at 11:03 AM.
11-10-2009 at 11:03 AM.
Quote from jj12321 :
Pretty good.. this needs to be a topic.. most exciting/dangerous place.

My best was outdoors in a wooded area of Liberty University (Jerry Falwel's school).
I hung the used condom in a tree. laugh out loud

Another good one.. We were able to get on the roof of the tallest building of the university on a summer night. There was actually a little observation area there (they used to let people go up there). Awesome view.

MBrulla.. a bar counter would be awesome.. good job woot I just figured out your name now.. I thought it was Mr Bulla.. Now I get it bulb
Umm...most exciting? If oral, in the backseat of my mother's car while driving home from The Omega Code (christian movie)...

Sex...either in church in the "kiddie keep" (no kids that day, and I was to be the one watching them) or backstage after one of my shows (a burned out bulb made the corner pitch black so people were walking past us without even knowing it.

In the haunted house was fun, too (I was a monster for 9 years)...
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11-10-2009 at 11:08 AM.
11-10-2009 at 11:08 AM.
i've gotten a bj and an hj while watching a chick flick i forgot what laugh out loud
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have you done it in a movie theater?
bj and hj
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