The VVilesduck Thread where the Ducks Fly High to Pasadena! Quack! Quack! Quack! Merry Christmas to Everyone!

Haven't stepped in here in a while.

I think me DD and Jay all of our fave drinks are beer

I mean, I know you said something about liking challenges

Does anyone else get frustrated when they are sleeping soundly and someone wakes them up for sex? And factor in that you can have sex later with them...like later that day. I am just not a morning person...so now I am going back to bed......Later thread people..

i bought chapstick

how could I get him alone
I be he has security

I'd have to give them hjs to get to him

I'd better bring some hand lotion

how could I get him alone
I be he has security

I'd have to give them hjs to get to him

I'd better bring some hand lotion

Sometimes hubby just needs it right now.. Can't wait. He needs to be able to go to sleep too.

Sometimes hubby just needs it right now.. Can't wait. He needs to be able to go to sleep too.



Your life just keeps getting more interesting.

I like a woman with a plan

Ok, I am willing too. Prize for anyone that actually reads the whole thing.

Answer True or False
Q: Kissed someone on your friends list? Only one person on my SD friend list.. so no.
Q: Been arrested?: true
Q: Do you like someone?: true
Q: Held a snake?: True
Q: Been suspended from school?: false, was too good to get caught
Q: Sang karaoke?: true (Rock Lobster)
Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do: True
Q: Laughed until you started crying? true
Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? True
Q: Kissed in the rain? True
Q: Sang in the shower? True
Q: Sat on a roof top? True
Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? true
Q: Broken a bone? True
Q: Shaved your head? false
Q: Played a prank on someone? True
Q: Shot a gun? true
Q: Donated Blood? True

LAST PERSON.
1. You hung out with? ex-wife
2. You texted? don't text
3. You were in a car with? myself
4. Went to the movies with? kids
5. Person you went to shop with? myself
6. You talked to on the phone? Mom
7. Made you laugh? NicklesNDimes
8. You hugged? my daughter

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Sun or moon? Sun
2. Winter or Fall? Fall
3. Left or Right? Right
4. Sunny or rainy? Sunny
5. Where do you live? Midwest
6. Club or pub? pub
7. Are there 1 or 2 people who you can always trust and rely on? Not really
8. Do you want to get married? Been there, done that.Probably not again
9. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? both
10. What time is it? 2:07
11. Are you afraid of commitment? Too scared to answer
12. What is your greatest hope/wish? Make it through each day.
13. When's the last time you cooked? last night
14. Current mood? Bored, I'm filling this out.

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS HAVE YOU...
1. Kissed someone? yes
2. Sang? no
3. Listened to music? Yes
4. Danced crazy? No
5. Cried? no
6. Liked someone you can't have? Of course

25 FIRSTS .....
1.Who was your first prom date? Leah
2. Who was your first roommate? Asshat Charlie.
3. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time? Beer
4. What was your first job? McD's
6. When did you go to your first funeral and viewing? don't remember exactly.
7. Who was your first grade teacher? Forget.
9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? when family moved when I was a kid.
10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time? I never had to. Me too.. cool parents
11. Who was your first best friend? Anonymous
12. Who was your first Best Friend in high school? Same person
13. Where was your first sleepover? at best friends house. This doesn't mean first sex, does it?
14. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? My fish.
15. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a Bridesmaid or groomsman? high school best friend
16. What's the first thing you did when you got up this morning? showered
17. What was the first concert you went to? ZZ Top, I think
18. What was the last concert you went to? Def Leopard, I wish it was something cooler and more up to date.
20. First celebrity crush? The Price is Right models
21. Current celebrity crush? Jessica Alba
22. First crush? Leah
23. Current crush? Wiles
24. First date? Leah
25. First time you tied your shoe laces? yesterday


cut.. I am getting impatient

Three things you want very badly at the moment:
1. to go home
2. winning lotto numbers
3. superpowers

Two things you did last night:
1. applied stain to wood.
2. put kids to bed

Two things you ate today:
1. coke
2. grapes


Ok, I give up. I will end your misery now.

if I could give the Gov a hj in a closet, I'd so do it

You have a hubby?
?

No, we aren't going to start rumors.. YOUR HUBBY.

Is that how you got the money for the new HVAC system?

I'd get a whole building if that were the case