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Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!

9,549 34 December 2, 2003 at 04:14 PM
Recently I've noticed that the lounge was kinda dying off, and some people's temper has gone mad. I think that we should tell some funny stories or jokes, could be a joke or story from you or someone you know or heard. Sometimes, reading funny things, stories, jokes can really brighten up someone's day. and also really fun to look at. Big Grin

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ericcartman
10-16-2011 at 07:49 PM.
10-16-2011 at 07:49 PM.
How are a woman and a condom alike?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your johnson.
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Phrozt
11-04-2011 at 06:47 AM.
11-04-2011 at 06:47 AM.
Best method for getting tips EVER http://work.failblog.org/2011/11/...t-tipping/
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SnakePlisken
11-04-2011 at 07:09 AM.
11-04-2011 at 07:09 AM.
they are tippin with food stamps?
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jeepdog
11-04-2011 at 09:49 AM.
11-04-2011 at 09:49 AM.
Monopoly money.
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Ms.arteest
11-29-2011 at 05:07 PM.
11-29-2011 at 05:07 PM.
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ...'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe ...

'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns

anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......

'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'
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SnakePlisken
01-20-2012 at 02:15 PM.
01-20-2012 at 02:15 PM.
A blonde, her husband, and two children are all sitting in their living room watching television.

The blonde turns to her husband and says, "Honey, why don't we send the kids out back to P-L-A-Y, so we can fark!"
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chevvy
01-23-2012 at 05:28 AM.
01-23-2012 at 05:28 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
A blonde, her husband, and two children are all sitting in their living room watching television.

The blonde turns to her husband and says, "Honey, why don't we send the kids out back to P-L-A-Y, so we can fark!"
In the living room? We always just put on Blue's Clues for the kids and go back to our bedroom.
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SnakePlisken
01-27-2012 at 10:34 AM.
01-27-2012 at 10:34 AM.
do they ever ask you what's the sheep for?
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Phrozt
02-10-2012 at 11:26 AM.
02-10-2012 at 11:26 AM.
One for the holiday...

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SnakePlisken
02-10-2012 at 11:46 AM.
02-10-2012 at 11:46 AM.
what holiday?
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cookiemonster
02-10-2012 at 12:30 PM.
02-10-2012 at 12:30 PM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
what holiday?
Lincoln's birthday [wikipedia.org]?
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Ms.arteest
02-13-2012 at 08:22 PM.
02-13-2012 at 08:22 PM.
What do you get when you cross PMS with a GPS?



A biotch that WILL find your ass.
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chevvy
02-14-2012 at 07:25 AM.
02-14-2012 at 07:25 AM.
Quote from thearteest :
What do you get when you cross PMS with a GPS?



A biotch that WILL find your ass.
Who needs a GPS to get from the fridge to the stove? Dontknow
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SnakePlisken
02-14-2012 at 07:26 AM.
02-14-2012 at 07:26 AM.
your ass is on the stove?
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Ms.arteest
02-14-2012 at 08:09 AM.
02-14-2012 at 08:09 AM.
Quote from chewspam :
Who needs a GPS to get from the fridge to the stove? Dontknow
Ha! I want to see you say that to a woman with PMS! laugh out loud
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