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Laughter makes you live longer - Jokes Megathread!!

9,549 34 December 2, 2003 at 04:14 PM
Recently I've noticed that the lounge was kinda dying off, and some people's temper has gone mad. I think that we should tell some funny stories or jokes, could be a joke or story from you or someone you know or heard. Sometimes, reading funny things, stories, jokes can really brighten up someone's day. and also really fun to look at. Big Grin

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chevvy
02-14-2012 at 08:30 AM.
02-14-2012 at 08:30 AM.
Quote from thearteest :
Ha! I want to see you say that to a woman with PMS! laugh out loud
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Ms.arteest
02-14-2012 at 08:33 AM.
02-14-2012 at 08:33 AM.
Quote from chewspam :
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Smart man! I would hide too!
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chevvy
02-14-2012 at 08:34 AM.
02-14-2012 at 08:34 AM.
Quote from thearteest :
Smart man! I would hide too!
Still.....there is no better retaliation for a PMSing woman than a dutch oven.
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Ms.arteest
02-14-2012 at 08:43 AM.
02-14-2012 at 08:43 AM.
Quote from chewspam :
Still.....there is no better retaliation for a PMSing woman than a dutch oven.
Whew! Your really brave or awfully stupid. DH learned early on that I can punch pretty hard and he quit doing that. He got tired of getting frogged. Big Grin
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cookiemonster
02-14-2012 at 09:50 AM.
02-14-2012 at 09:50 AM.
Quote from thearteest :
Whew! Your really brave or awfully stupid. DH learned early on that I can punch pretty hard and he quit doing that. He got tired of getting frogged. Big Grin
http://www.urbandictionary.com/de...%20Frogged
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Ms.arteest
02-14-2012 at 10:24 AM.
02-14-2012 at 10:24 AM.
Quote from cookiemonster :
http://www.urbandictionary.com/de...%20Frogged
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Bigeye

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sammich.
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VorlonFrog
02-14-2012 at 12:37 PM.
02-14-2012 at 12:37 PM.
Quote from thearteest :
Bigeye

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sammich.
You forgot "sleepy".
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Ms.arteest
02-14-2012 at 12:48 PM.
02-14-2012 at 12:48 PM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
You forgot "sleepy".
I thought 'sleepy" was what men became when either of those two appetites where fed. Evil
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SnakePlisken
02-14-2012 at 01:14 PM.
02-14-2012 at 01:14 PM.
Quote from VorlonFrog :
You forgot "sleepy".
whew, thought you said sheepy. that one only applies to chewy
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JOHNLAW
02-14-2012 at 03:26 PM.
02-14-2012 at 03:26 PM.
Subject: Romantic homecoming
I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan.

Having not seen my wife for several months, I was excited
& hot, pulsing with anticipation and looking forward to a
night of hot passionate love making with her.

Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel
wrapped around her head, and I shot her.
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cookiemonster
02-14-2012 at 03:37 PM.
02-14-2012 at 03:37 PM.
I thought you were gonna say that she slept with your best friend(s).
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SnakePlisken
02-15-2012 at 11:01 AM.
02-15-2012 at 11:01 AM.
sounds justified
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Phrozt
02-17-2012 at 07:28 AM.
02-17-2012 at 07:28 AM.
Saw this on twitter.. lol...

Magic Johnson's penis is like chinese drywall. If it's been in your house there's a good chance that it's slowly killing you.
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SnakePlisken
02-17-2012 at 08:37 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:37 AM.
hasn't killed him yet & it's been frickin ages
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Curtieson
02-17-2012 at 08:57 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:57 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
hasn't killed him yet & it's been frickin ages
because he has the cure...and we clearly don't because we are on SD...(and you blow it on stupid things like Samsung BMW X24s)
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