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Ass Bread 12 packs for 31.61 FS with Prime

294 375 February 2, 2010 at 10:02 AM in Grocery (3) Amazon
Have you been on the lookout for a great deal on Ass Bread? Well look no further my friends.

Pema Ass Bread Portions 12 packs for 31.61 with free shipping with Prime [amazon.com]


yummy mmmm Ass Bread
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neonneon
02-02-2010 at 10:42 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:42 AM.
Well that's... but I... perhaps if... but no.... not possible, but yet...

it can't be... Faint
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Sultanofdeals
02-02-2010 at 10:43 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:43 AM.
There is still 2 left. All talk and no in 4 1
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JTMeyers
02-02-2010 at 10:43 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:43 AM.
Who buys Ass Bread? Kramer does.

Click image for larger version Name: assman.jpg Views: 60 Size: 81.9 KB ID: 324705
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mattrg
02-02-2010 at 10:43 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:43 AM.
Hah! laugh out loud

Think I found a pic of the elusive ass bread... bounce
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DavidPumpkins
02-02-2010 at 10:44 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:44 AM.
How they can have a deliberate name like that... fail to provide a picture... AND expect to accrue sales is beyond me...
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rattlesnake
02-02-2010 at 10:44 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:44 AM.
Quote from ebonics web site:

1. Ass Bread
A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.
I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

LMAO
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spoiled99
02-02-2010 at 10:44 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:44 AM.
I'd order some more, but I have some left from yesterday. I'm baking some right now... DING!
Ooh, it's ready. Excuse me, but I need to head to the kitchen to pinch a loaf...
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Bobbie75
02-02-2010 at 10:45 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:45 AM.
Quote from mattrg :
Hah! laugh out loud

Think I found a pic of the elusive ass bread... bounce

OMG!!! YOU DID IT!!!!!! yummyyummyyummyLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
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Votey
02-02-2010 at 10:45 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:45 AM.
I'm trying to work up a good "pinch a loaf" joke, but I've been working so hard, I'm too pooped to think.

EDIT: And while I was typing, Spoiled99 beat me to it.
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jiggggaaaa
02-02-2010 at 10:45 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:45 AM.
Quote from JTMeyers :
Who buys Ass Bread? Kramer does.

Attachment 324705
"So you're the assman......"


haha reps given for an awesome episode
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salesbig
02-02-2010 at 10:46 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:46 AM.
Ass bread to the ass Man Smilie
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landogriffin
02-02-2010 at 10:46 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:46 AM.
Nutella would be an appropriate spread for ass bread.
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cpizzle
02-02-2010 at 10:48 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:48 AM.
Good price for ass bread, but Safeway had B1G1 when purchased with a pound of Turd Burger last week.
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rattlesnake
02-02-2010 at 10:48 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:48 AM.
Quote from landogriffin :
Nutella would be an appropriate spread for ass bread.
repost!
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memojo
02-02-2010 at 10:48 AM.
02-02-2010 at 10:48 AM.
Would it be appropriate to put a wiener between 2 slices of ass bread?
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