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*in trolling SD whenever possible.

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procope
09-02-2025 at 10:14 AM.
09-02-2025 at 10:14 AM.
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Did SD also give you $1 million engagement ring?
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emelvee
09-02-2025 at 11:00 AM.
09-02-2025 at 11:00 AM.
Quote from procope :


Did SD also give you $1 million engagement ring?
Yes! At least that's what they said it was worth. They hid it in a Cracker Jack box - what a great idea!
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SnakePlisken
09-02-2025 at 12:32 PM.
09-02-2025 at 12:32 PM.
Well, disengage and get back to your posts
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procope
09-03-2025 at 06:56 AM.
09-03-2025 at 06:56 AM.
Quote from emelvee :
Yes! At least that's what they said it was worth. They hid it in a Cracker Jack box - what a great idea!

The onion ring for $1Milion??? Just dump 'em and give it back.

But that's not surprising me a bit.... What do you want from people who pay their moderators $20/hour? (which is burger flippers' minimum wage in SoCal, BTW)
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SnakePlisken
09-03-2025 at 09:00 AM.
09-03-2025 at 09:00 AM.
Quote from procope :
The onion ring for $1Milion??? Just dump 'em and give it back.

But that's not surprising me a bit.... What do you want from people who pay their moderators $20/hour? (which is burger flippers' minimum wage in SoCal, BTW)
Wow, big spender. $20 will buy you the best of the best down Airline Hwy, just sayin'
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procope
09-03-2025 at 09:44 AM.
09-03-2025 at 09:44 AM.
Quote from SnakePlisken :
Wow, big spender. $20 will buy you the best of the best down Airline Hwy, just sayin'

Do those "best of the best" meet or exceed these minimum standards to qualify for $20?
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  • High school diploma or equivalent
  • Possess exceptional interpersonal skills
  • Strong communication skills
  • Has considerable experience with arbitrating disagreements
  • Resilience to criticism and composure handling stressful situations
  • Is adept at authoring detailed documentation
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SnakePlisken
09-03-2025 at 10:07 AM.
09-03-2025 at 10:07 AM.
Quote from procope :
Do those "best of the best" meet or exceed these minimum standards to qualify for $20?
Nope but they meet these:
1) No adam's apple or equivalent
2) Possesses exceptional Breasteses
3) No strong BO or cheap perfume
4) Has some knowledge of english
5) Won't try to shank you when stressed
6) Is adept at not passing out
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procope
09-03-2025 at 10:30 AM.
09-03-2025 at 10:30 AM.
Quote from SnakePlisken :
Nope but they meet these:
1) No adam's apple or equivalent
2) Possesses exceptional Breasteses
3) No strong BO or cheap perfume
4) Has some knowledge of english
5) Won't try to shank you when stressed
6) Is adept at not passing out

Wow, that's pretty high standards for $20!

Actually, $28.000 an hour [yahoo.com] is available just with the first two qualifiers.
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09-03-2025 at 02:08 PM.
09-03-2025 at 02:08 PM.
Quote from emelvee :
*in trolling SD whenever possible.

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I'm going to have to find a better lock for your cage. Evil
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