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THIS R SRS THREAD! itt: WE R SRS! NO TOM FOOLERY!
March 1, 2010 at
10:58 AM
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If you all can't behave then I'll be forced to post anti-jokes.
Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
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Not if I decide to stay. You know what? I think I'll stay.
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/bunny
Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have sent Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm.
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "that's not very nice of you."
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A termite walks into a bar and says "Hey, is the bartender here?"
The manager says that his brother died in a car accident and he had to go to the funeral.