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if a guy drops a deuce and it clogs toliet, is that a win or a fail?

3,747 August 5, 2010 at 08:51 AM
this is a question that has puzzled millions of people for generations. since guys like to brag about how large their deuce is.

i say its a fail if it happens in your own home. having to plunge your own ish isnt cool. clogging the toliet in a public place is a win since janitor has to deal with it.

i like to courtesy flush if i know its going to be a scene if im at my place. that way the chances of a clog are nill.
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randomman1
08-05-2010 at 09:16 AM.
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WIN. No matter where. No matter when. No matter who. W I N !
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tresanus
08-05-2010 at 09:18 AM.
08-05-2010 at 09:18 AM.
99% of clogged toilets aren't due to massively awesome duece but fairy prancy guy who uses a half a roll on his no longer brown eye
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08-05-2010 at 09:32 AM.
08-05-2010 at 09:32 AM.
wtf is the guy puttin cards in the toilet for anyhow?
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w3kn
08-05-2010 at 09:51 AM.
08-05-2010 at 09:51 AM.
ask FD. Her boss will be glad to drop one and let her know.
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08-05-2010 at 10:01 AM.
08-05-2010 at 10:01 AM.
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ask FD. Her boss will be glad to drop one and let her know.
who the fark is FD? what about MN?
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08-05-2010 at 10:07 AM.
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Quote from randomman1 :
WIN. No matter where. No matter when. No matter who. W I N !
Iagree Full of WIN!!!!
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08-05-2010 at 10:07 AM.
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EPIC WIN!!!!! nod
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08-05-2010 at 10:21 AM.
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hemorrhoids salute you
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Phrozt
08-05-2010 at 10:32 AM.
08-05-2010 at 10:32 AM.
Quote from tresanus :
99% of clogged toilets aren't due to massively awesome duece but fairy prancy guy who uses a half a roll on his no longer brown eye
I tend to have an extremely hard time getting my butt clean.
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08-05-2010 at 10:42 AM.
08-05-2010 at 10:42 AM.
Quote from Phrozt :
I tend to have an extremely hard time getting my butt clean.
the key to having a clean deuce is to not pinch it off when its exiting the body. if you can keep yourself relaxed till it falls off itself you will literaly only need to use 2 square sheets of tp. as a slickdealer you should know that.
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Nikayla
08-05-2010 at 10:43 AM.
08-05-2010 at 10:43 AM.
Quote from Phrozt :
I tend to have an extremely hard time getting my butt clean.
Maybe you should eat more fiber or get some of those moist wipes, they have them next to the TP at most grocery stores now.

I was at my boyfriends friends college dorm and had to pee. They all said "I wouldn't go in there if I were you." I really had to pee so I approached the bathroom with caution and didn't really smell anything to bad so I went in. OMG the most disgusting and huge turd there ever was was sunk in the bowl. I still think maybe it wasn't real, they all swore it was. It was so huge it couldn't be flushed. It didn't really smell that much either Dontknow and yes I peed anyway, when ya gotta go ya gotta go. And yes I flushed too, the turd moved around a bit but like I said it was way to big & long to go down, like a giant long superfat corncob or something. Ok I think I am going to go and throw up now.... Sick laugh out loud
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tresanus
08-05-2010 at 10:50 AM.
08-05-2010 at 10:50 AM.
Yes only clogs that are not caused by excessive paper shall be deemed awesome
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Clivefrog
08-05-2010 at 10:51 AM.
08-05-2010 at 10:51 AM.
Quote from yobuttin :

i say its a fail if it happens in your own home.
the same thing can be said about upper-deckers.
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08-05-2010 at 11:18 AM.
08-05-2010 at 11:18 AM.
Quote from Nikayla :
Maybe you should eat more fiber or get some of those moist wipes, they have them next to the TP at most grocery stores now.

I was at my boyfriends friends college dorm and had to pee. They all said "I wouldn't go in there if I were you." I really had to pee so I approached the bathroom with caution and didn't really smell anything to bad so I went in. OMG the most disgusting and huge turd there ever was was sunk in the bowl. I still think maybe it wasn't real, they all swore it was. It was so huge it couldn't be flushed. It didn't really smell that much either Dontknow and yes I peed anyway, when ya gotta go ya gotta go. And yes I flushed too, the turd moved around a bit but like I said it was way to big & long to go down, like a giant long superfat corncob or something. Ok I think I am going to go and throw up now.... Sick laugh out loud
when i was in middle school there was a turd that looked like a cowpie in the toilet. it was a little bigger than a softball, it could not be flushed either. either someone brought in dung from an outside source or there brown starfish ripped in half.

to this day i still have yet to figure out what kind of beast could have left this trophy.
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