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I ain't goin' to no doctor. You farkers will just have to do.

32,001 3,053 September 7, 2010 at 06:05 PM in Help
I guess that means I'm agonna be all dieded.

The short story: I hurt. My legs hurt, my head is killing me, I can hardly keep my eyes open, and I'm ever-so-slightly queasy.

I don't have a fever. This has been going on for three days or so. I went to lay down for a few minutes on Monday morning and woke up four hours later. Sleeping like this during the day is NOT normal for me anymore.

My sugar is normal, but it's all I can do to keep my eyes open. Ibuprofen, which normally is my drug of choice when in pain, seems to have no affect.

I don't like this. Fixerfy me, please.

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SlicKitty
09-14-2010 at 07:46 AM.
09-14-2010 at 07:46 AM.
Quote from rayzac :
I think we need to quarantine this thread.

How are you going to explain how you caught it to the wife?

Popcorn

Good point...why are we all hanging around.

I'm starting to feel sick already. vomit
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Piccaboo
09-14-2010 at 11:15 AM.
09-14-2010 at 11:15 AM.
Quote from SlicKitty :
BA. DA. BING!

I mean...sorry to hear that.

That'll be $5. nod
I hope you feel seriously vindicated now Applause

and he thought he needed a real doctor like the one whom posted in here

sorry Doc Saber Embarrassment

Oh, you forgot to ask for his PayPal info, for your $5 Big Grin
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serra | Staff
09-14-2010 at 12:48 PM.
09-14-2010 at 12:48 PM.
Quote from rayzac :
This does explain why Lloyd has not been around. At least we know where it all started.
Rofl2
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veritablequandary
09-14-2010 at 01:01 PM.
09-14-2010 at 01:01 PM.
I'm healthy as a horse TYVM! Annoyed
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Autumn | Staff
09-14-2010 at 01:03 PM.
09-14-2010 at 01:03 PM.
Sorry to hear that hug

Can I have your mod job?

Poor guy hug

Seriously, can I?
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TigerStar
09-14-2010 at 03:35 PM.
09-14-2010 at 03:35 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
I'm healthy as a horse TYVM! Annoyed
You're just hoping to get one of the ladies here to put a saddle on you and ride you.
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serving up a tall glass..
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.teri.
09-14-2010 at 04:06 PM.
09-14-2010 at 04:06 PM.
so did he say where he got it from yet?
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the. glock
09-14-2010 at 04:07 PM.
09-14-2010 at 04:07 PM.
Sounds like hangover to me
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09-14-2010 at 04:08 PM.
09-14-2010 at 04:08 PM.
Quote from the. glock :
Sounds like hangover to me
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Zoe Moon
09-14-2010 at 04:25 PM.
09-14-2010 at 04:25 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
I'm healthy as a horse TYVM! Annoyed
I hope it's not this horse.

https://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?p=32526793#post32526793
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the. glock
09-14-2010 at 04:28 PM.
09-14-2010 at 04:28 PM.
Quote from Alan. :
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It was the only diagnosis that hadn't been said yet! laugh out loud
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ForeverDecember
09-15-2010 at 05:22 AM.
09-15-2010 at 05:22 AM.
Quote from The Raddish :
It's freaking mono. Mad
I called it first! Whee Whee
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09-15-2010 at 05:30 AM.
09-15-2010 at 05:30 AM.
Quote from Piccaboo :
I hope you feel seriously vindicated now Applause

and he thought he needed a real doctor like the one whom posted in here

sorry Doc Saber Embarrassment
That's one of the first symptoms of Mono...the delusion that you should go to the doctor. nod

Quote from Piccaboo :
Oh, you forgot to ask for his PayPal info, for your $5 Big Grin

Crap, you're right.

TR, I need your PayPal info, so you can send me my $5.
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