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is there a vaginal contraceptive implant? (no std OT)

142 10 October 1, 2010 at 05:23 PM in Chat
On a whim I had sex with this girl I just met. She informed me that she got the contraceptive implant which lasts for 5 years. I thought the practice was to insert the implant into the girl's upper arm, but she said she had it put in her vagina. I bought her story cause she threw a bunch of technical terms at me, talked about how she didn't want kids, and all that jazz. I just looked online and didn't see anything. The irrational fear that she wants to have my kid is starting to freak me out. I probably shouldn't have had sex with her again the next morning either.. but once you make the initial plunge afterward it's like all bets are off.

(Please refrain from std jokes. Apparently she just got out of a relationship and seemed freaked out at the idea that I may have given her something.. which is a good sign cause I know I was clean. I'm getting tested in two weeks. If I got something I'll update the thread and you can all make fun of me then.)
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-01-2010 at 09:46 PM.
10-01-2010 at 09:46 PM.
Quote from Tamales. :
u regret having sex w her? did she sux? Popcorn
I don't regret it as of now. I just didn't have a condom and thus shouldn't have had sex with her in that situation. What kinda won me over was she innocently asked if I had been tested recently like she was worried.. and she trusted me.. and I knew I was clean..

She was actually pretty hot and was really into it.. if that's what you mean by "did she sux?" If not I wouldn't have gone back and slept at her place. Smilie

Spent the next couple of days with her so I guess it wasn't a one night stand type deal. That might make it a little less slutty.. or more slutty.. I don't know.
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shuriken
10-01-2010 at 09:49 PM.
10-01-2010 at 09:49 PM.
yeah, better safe than sorry. luckily i went thru the same shlt in my days of whoring, but i came out unscathed. Big Grin

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
What kinda won me over was she innocently asked if I had been tested recently like she was worried.. and she trusted me.. and I knew I was clean..
potential reverse psychology or maybe she didn't want to get something she didn't already have... Wink
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10-01-2010 at 09:50 PM.
10-01-2010 at 09:50 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I don't regret it as of now. I just didn't have a condom and thus shouldn't have had sex with her in that situation. What kinda won me over was she innocently asked if I had been tested recently like she was worried.. and she trusted me.. and I knew I was clean..

She was actually pretty hot and was really into it.. if that's what you mean by "did she sux?" If not I wouldn't have gone back and slept at her place. Smilie

Spent the next couple of days with her so I guess it wasn't a one night stand type deal. That might make it a little less slutty.. or more slutty.. I don't know.
Doesn't matter. If you did well, then you're screwed in more ways than one. If you're not into her completely, let her go now (although it's too late).

Chicks are crazy man. Even chicks know that.
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Nigeria_Scammer
10-01-2010 at 09:52 PM.
10-01-2010 at 09:52 PM.
In all honestly, what guy hasn't drunkenly smashed some b1tch without a rubber at some point in his life? It's never a good thing, but sh1t happens. Just make sure the b1tch doesn't know where you live or how to find you, and you'll probably be fine.

In all reality, it already happened now. Might as well stop worrying about because you can't go back in time and reverse it. Just be more cautious in the future.
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10-01-2010 at 09:53 PM.
10-01-2010 at 09:53 PM.
Quote from Nigeria_Scammer :
In all honestly, what guy hasn't drunkenly smashed some b1tch without a rubber at some point in his life? It's never a good thing, but sh1t happens. Just make sure the b1tch doesn't know where you live or how to find you, and you'll probably be fine.
Rofl2 Best answer evar
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OwenKealy
10-01-2010 at 10:01 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:01 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
On a whim I had sex with this girl I just met. She informed me that she got the contraceptive implant which lasts for 5 years. I thought the practice was to insert the implant into the girl's upper arm, but she said she had it put in her vagina. I bought her story cause she threw a bunch of technical terms at me, talked about how she didn't want kids, and all that jazz. I just looked online and didn't see anything. The irrational fear that she wants to have my kid is starting to freak me out. I probably shouldn't have had sex with her again the next morning either.. but once you make the initial plunge afterward it's like all bets are off.

(Please refrain from std jokes. Apparently she just got out of a relationship and seemed freaked out at the idea that I may have given her something.. which is a good sign cause I know I was clean. I'm getting tested in two weeks. If I got something I'll update the thread and you can all make fun of me then.)
1) Yes, there is.

2) How the hell did you fail that hard at Google?
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-01-2010 at 10:12 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:12 PM.
Quote from OwenKealy :
1) Yes, there is.

2) How the hell did you fail that hard at Google?
I thought she meant legit in her vagina, not in the uterus, so I kept putting vaginal implant variations and getting the IUD that goes in the upper arm (which is the one I knew). After a few tries I started to freak out cause I thought maybe she just heard about the implant but screwed up the details. I'm obviously a little paranoid about the whole thing.
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OwenKealy
10-01-2010 at 10:15 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:15 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I thought she meant legit in her vagina, not in the uterus, so I kept putting vaginal implant variations and getting the IUD that goes in the upper arm (which is the one I knew). After a few tries I started to freak out cause I thought maybe she just heard about the implant but screwed up the details. I'm obviously a little paranoid about the whole thing.
Um, there is no way she'd have an IUD in the upper arm. IUD stands for "intrauterine device". If I were you, I'd abstain from sex. Not because I think abstinence is a particularly good birth control method, but you seem to be woefully ignorant on the subject of birth control.

Also, hit up the clinic pretty soon and check to be sure you didn't get any diseases from banging a random chick.
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Maleficent
10-01-2010 at 10:20 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:20 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
#1: We discussed BC right before.

#2: I knew of all kinds except this UID uterus version. Sorry expert.

#3: (OT)

#4: I shouldn't have had sex with her. I'll admit that.
So your girlfriends have to specifically MENTION a kind of birth control for you to know about it? Facepalm


Goddamn dude, do a little research, take a class, SOMETHING. You should not be going out having sex with people you don't even know (meeting them 10 hours before engaging sex does not count as "knowing" them) if you don't even have any freakin' clue about birth control or how to discuss it with a partner (and verify it!)

Seriously, you're gonna wind up with an STD, or with a kid. And god help us all if you start spreading that kind of idiocy to the next generation. Facepalm
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Maleficent
10-01-2010 at 10:23 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:23 PM.
Quote from OwenKealy :
Um, there is no way she'd have an IUD in the upper arm. IUD stands for "intrauterine device". If I were you, I'd abstain from sex. Not because I think abstinence is a particularly good birth control method, but you seem to be woefully ignorant on the subject of birth control.

Also, hit up the clinic pretty soon and check to be sure you didn't get any diseases from banging a random chick.
Iagree

Seriously, this guy should have posted this on yahoo answers - he sounds just like 'em! Roll

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fransen
10-01-2010 at 10:24 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:24 PM.
Quote from shuriken :
yeah, better safe than sorry. luckily i went thru the same shlt in my days of whoring, but i came out unscathed. Big Grin



potential reverse psychology or maybe she didn't want to get something she didn't already have... Wink
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So your girlfriends have to specifically MENTION a kind of birth control for you to know about it? Facepalm


Goddamn dude, do a little research, take a class, SOMETHING. You should not be going out having sex with people you don't even know (meeting them 10 hours before engaging sex does not count as "knowing" them) if you don't even have any freakin' clue about birth control or how to discuss it with a partner (and verify it!)

Seriously, you're gonna wind up with an STD, or with a kid. And god help us all if you start spreading that kind of idiocy to the next generation. Facepalm
Says the guy who could never pull any strange.....
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10-01-2010 at 10:28 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:28 PM.
Quote from fransen :
Says the guy who could never pull any strange.....
WTF are you talking about? Huh


1. You quoted TWO different people

2. I'm not a guy Wink
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10-01-2010 at 10:30 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:30 PM.
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WTF are you talking about? Huh


1. You quoted TWO different people

2. I'm not a guy Wink
3. Looks like it's time to go to bed. ZzZZz
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10-01-2010 at 10:33 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:33 PM.
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3. Looks like it's time to go to bed. ZzZZz
LMAO


Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
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infesttragedy
10-01-2010 at 10:47 PM.
10-01-2010 at 10:47 PM.
Facepalm

IUD's are awesome, wear a condom, don't have sex in a library.. it's just weird. nod

Update us when you get the herpes medicine
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