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is there a vaginal contraceptive implant? (no std OT)

142 10 October 1, 2010 at 05:23 PM in Chat
On a whim I had sex with this girl I just met. She informed me that she got the contraceptive implant which lasts for 5 years. I thought the practice was to insert the implant into the girl's upper arm, but she said she had it put in her vagina. I bought her story cause she threw a bunch of technical terms at me, talked about how she didn't want kids, and all that jazz. I just looked online and didn't see anything. The irrational fear that she wants to have my kid is starting to freak me out. I probably shouldn't have had sex with her again the next morning either.. but once you make the initial plunge afterward it's like all bets are off.

(Please refrain from std jokes. Apparently she just got out of a relationship and seemed freaked out at the idea that I may have given her something.. which is a good sign cause I know I was clean. I'm getting tested in two weeks. If I got something I'll update the thread and you can all make fun of me then.)
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StarNova
10-02-2010 at 05:29 AM.
10-02-2010 at 05:29 AM.
Quote from ProfessorChaos :
Oh, for god's sake, grow a pair.Cool



FYI, folks, condoms don't stop crabs. They crawl from uncovered pube to uncovered pube.
You're right. You're right. Yet another reason to be selective in who you have sex with. I would still recommend always using a condom - especially when you've just met the person. You never know when you'll go to the library.
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-02-2010 at 07:26 AM.
10-02-2010 at 07:26 AM.
Quote from Maleficent :
If you're going to leave the possibility of whether or not you conceive a child in your escapades with random strangers, you should probably have an idea of what kind of birth control is out there!

Being responsible for the creation of another life is about as "relevant" to you as you could get. Wink



Rofl2

Smarter? Oh yeah, clearly. Following your pecker into moronic and dangerous situations certainly speaks to your "superior intelligence." Thumbup
According to you I planned to have sexual escapades with someone I just met. That's not the case. I think I explained that already. I didn't really have time to research every form of birth control available to the populace in the 15 seconds between having her take off my pants and having sex (assuming your point made any sense which it didn't). Even if I did know about that specific form the only difference it would make is I wouldn't have posted on here asking about it.

That's quite the formula. Guy posts and asks for helpful information. Maleficent proceeds to slight that person for not knowing said information.

If you're going to judge my intelligence based solely on a spontaneous sexual encounter I had that's fine. It says more about you than me. Like I said before, in your little internet world you don't make mistakes. Your inability to grasp a concept and incessant nagging show your true colors. If I had to guess I'd say you're an unhappy, out of shape, bitter malcontent that has nothing better to do with her time than put people down on internet forums to try and feel better about herself...

wait.. that's perfect. Your new nickname is Mistress of Malcontent. Smilie
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LordOfChaos
10-02-2010 at 08:39 AM.
10-02-2010 at 08:39 AM.
Quote :
Furious Styles: What did you use?
Tre Styles: I used the number she gave me.
Why you sweating me, Pops?
I didnt have to use nothing. She told me she was on the pill.
Furious Styles: How many times do I have to tell you even if shes on
the pill, use something anyway? Pill aint gon keep your dick from
falling off. I dont know why you insist on learning things the
hard way, but you gon learn. Oh, yeah, *you* gon learn.
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SlicKitty
10-02-2010 at 08:49 AM.
10-02-2010 at 08:49 AM.
I just want to ask everyone in this thread who is shocked by the OP's behavior if they've noticed his sign-on name.

I, for one, am not at all surprised that you're out doing something stupid with other people who are doing stupid things.

In disgusting news, you were probably the 6th guy she'd done that to that week.


Or, let's just ask this question - was her kiss salty?


And here...just so I'm on topic...yes, there are, but can you tell us for sure that she was telling you the truth and that she has it?
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handyguy
10-02-2010 at 09:12 AM.
10-02-2010 at 09:12 AM.
I wonder if it's the same for Mirena?

But there are two shadows clouding the early optimism about Norplant. One is the specter that the device could all too easily become an instrument of coercion whose use is forced on poor women, criminals or women with AIDS.
http://www.nytimes.com/1991/11/29...e-use.html
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coulditbeSatan
10-02-2010 at 10:29 AM.
10-02-2010 at 10:29 AM.
Quote from Tamales. :
u regret having sex w her? did she sux? Popcorn
If she swallowed OP wouldn't have to worry about BC. nod

Quote from shuriken :
yeah, better safe than sorry. luckily i went thru the same shlt in my days of whoring, but i came out unscathed. Big Grin



potential reverse psychology or maybe she didn't want to get something she didn't already have... Wink
Or it could be like the chick that asked her bar pick-up AFTER they had sex if he had AIDS. When the guy said no she said "great I'd hate to get THAT again!"
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UTR
10-02-2010 at 10:35 AM.
10-02-2010 at 10:35 AM.
I have a feeling you wont be updating this thread after your test.
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zmarko
10-02-2010 at 10:37 AM.
10-02-2010 at 10:37 AM.
Quote from UTR :
I have a feeling you wont be updating this thread after your test.
Is it SAT time already?
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UTR
10-02-2010 at 10:41 AM.
10-02-2010 at 10:41 AM.
Quote from zmarko :
Is it SAT time already?
STD time
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zmarko
10-02-2010 at 11:02 AM.
10-02-2010 at 11:02 AM.
Quote from UTR :
STD time
Oh, didn't realize they changed the name of the test. I guess that's why he was at the library, studying for the STD.
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coulditbeSatan
10-02-2010 at 11:30 AM.
10-02-2010 at 11:30 AM.
Quote from UTR :
STD time
They make you take an STD test just to take the SAT now? Damn. When I took it it wasn't nearly that harsh.
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MTwallet
10-02-2010 at 01:26 PM.
10-02-2010 at 01:26 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I probably shouldn't have had sex with her again the next morning either.. but once you make the initial plunge afterward it's like all bets are off.

(Please refrain from std jokes. Apparently she just got out of a relationship and seemed freaked out at the idea that I may have given her something.. which is a good sign cause I know I was clean. I'm getting tested in two weeks. If I got something I'll update the thread and you can all make fun of me then.)
actually, maybe you got lucky and didn't get anything, baby or disease the first time at night... so, to increase your odds, you had another chance at luck in the morning. way to go, you dog. don't feel bad, most guys have done the same at one time.

now, since you stayed over, we all know you took some cell phone pics of her while sleeping, so please PM and I pinky swear to delete after making sure she's not my sister Cool

my spidey sense tells me, if you find out you did get an STD, you probably won't post it online, so you can feel worse being made fun of. good luck, you stud
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discoverEdeals
10-02-2010 at 01:28 PM.
10-02-2010 at 01:28 PM.
OP,

Keep your head up, you'll be ok. Don't raw dog college girls, they are all crazy and "finding themselves". Also, as you get older you'll appreciate the beejer a lot more. This was a perfect opportunity to just get a great blow job, have no worries, and no effort.

Take these opportunities, there is no downside. As an added bonus, if it would have gone down like that she would have felt whorrible about herself. So any time you saw her afterwards she would do anything for your approval. You really blew this opportunity kid.
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10-02-2010 at 01:50 PM.
10-02-2010 at 01:50 PM.
Quote from Nigeria_Scammer :
In all honestly, what guy hasn't drunkenly smashed some b1tch without a rubber at some point in his life? It's never a good thing, but sh1t happens. Just make sure the b1tch doesn't know where you live or how to find you, and you'll probably be fine.
Of course. Where else would all the new little Democrats come from? Mexico?
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handyguy
10-02-2010 at 02:58 PM.
10-02-2010 at 02:58 PM.
Quote from UTR :
STD time
But is 2 weeks enough time to wait?
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