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Question for the guys:
October 4, 2010 at
10:12 PM
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:
A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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why do you come up with the most idiotic scenarios possible? what shithole do you eat at that has a toilet "out in the open?"
why do you come up with the most idiotic scenarios possible? what shithole do you eat at that has a toilet "out in the open?"
You're not coming up with good ideas. Just pick one of my options. I already did all the thinking for you.
Girl: "Why aren't you bringing me home you sketchball?"
You: "Oh.. uhh.. I have to get gas and take a piss.."
Girl: "What the fark? You have gas and I live right around the corner."
Girl starts to get freaked out.
You look like an idiot.
Girl: "Why aren't you bringing me home you sketchball?"
You: "Oh.. uhh.. I have to get gas and take a piss.."
Girl: "What the fark? You have gas and I live right around the corner."
Girl starts to get freaked out.
You look like an idiot.
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You're not coming up with good ideas. Just pick one of my options. I already did all the thinking for you.
I thought people would be like:
"I'd take the shit and laugh at guys that enter!"
"I'd just suck it up and hope I get the chance later but then wouldn't!"
Instead it's like people want to pretend they have some better solution that doesn't exist.
I thought people would be like:
"I'd take the shit and laugh at guys that enter!"
"I'd just suck it up and hope I get the chance later but then wouldn't!"
Instead it's like people want to pretend they have some better solution that doesn't exist.
E.) Take a shit in her bathroom and stink up the joint
What's my complex? You calling me a virgin doesn't make me a virgin. I didn't realize it was about me. I could call you something with no evidence too, but it would just make me look stupid.
I gave the four best options. You gave a fifth. Thanks.
"I can write poetry like a god. I'm just choosing not to right now."
That's the nope argument.
Edit: hahah just realized your better solution was to deflate your tires. You guys are seriously retarded.
E.) Take a shit in her bathroom and stink up the joint