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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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shuriken
10-04-2010 at 10:15 PM.
10-04-2010 at 10:15 PM.
question for you:

why do you come up with the most idiotic scenarios possible? what shithole do you eat at that has a toilet "out in the open?" LMAO
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10-04-2010 at 10:22 PM.
10-04-2010 at 10:22 PM.
Quote from shuriken :
question for you:

why do you come up with the most idiotic scenarios possible? what shithole do you eat at that has a toilet "out in the open?" LMAO
uhh.. a small little bathroom. It's some local bar. Not a chain restaurant. I came up with this scenario because I was in it. Curious what other people would do.
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10-04-2010 at 10:26 PM.
10-04-2010 at 10:26 PM.
why don't you just take a shit somewhere else? Dontknow
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nope89
10-04-2010 at 10:31 PM.
10-04-2010 at 10:31 PM.
Create an excuse to stop off somewhere else and take a dump there. Like get gas and have to "piss really badly" or something like that.
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10-04-2010 at 10:39 PM.
10-04-2010 at 10:39 PM.
Quote from shuriken :
why don't you just take a shit somewhere else? Dontknow
There's nothing else around cause it's late. I'm guessing that's your answer. Take a shit somewhere else. Where? You're gunna leave her at the bar and go find a 24/7 joint? That's dumb. If you leave together you'd have no reason to go somewhere else. You can't tell her you have to take a shit cause that's presuming something is gunna happen cause you can just take a shit at home after you drop her off.

You're not coming up with good ideas. Just pick one of my options. I already did all the thinking for you. Smilie
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10-04-2010 at 10:45 PM.
10-04-2010 at 10:45 PM.
Quote from nope89 :
Create an excuse to stop off somewhere else and take a dump there. Like get gas and have to "piss really badly" or something like that.
You can't go out of your way to get gas at a 24/7 gas station when you have gas.

Girl: "Why aren't you bringing me home you sketchball?"

You: "Oh.. uhh.. I have to get gas and take a piss.."

Girl: "What the fark? You have gas and I live right around the corner."

Girl starts to get freaked out.

You look like an idiot.
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10-04-2010 at 10:50 PM.
10-04-2010 at 10:50 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You can't go out of your way to get gas at a 24/7 gas station when you have gas.

Girl: "Why aren't you bringing me home you sketchball?"

You: "Oh.. uhh.. I have to get gas and take a piss.."

Girl: "What the fark? You have gas and I live right around the corner."

Girl starts to get freaked out.

You look like an idiot.
If you need to go that badly you'll think of a legitimate reason. Hell, I'd purposely deflate one of my tires if it meant getting to take a crap and get laid. If you can't come up with some reason on the spot you don't want it badly enough.
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10-04-2010 at 10:51 PM.
10-04-2010 at 10:51 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
There's nothing else around cause it's late. I'm guessing that's your answer. Take a shit somewhere else. Where? You're gunna leave her at the bar and go find a 24/7 joint? That's dumb. If you leave together you'd have no reason to go somewhere else. You can't tell her you have to take a shit cause that's presuming something is gunna happen cause you can just take a shit at home after you drop her off.

You're not coming up with good ideas. Just pick one of my options. I already did all the thinking for you. Smilie
you're dumb. we all know you're a virgin suffering from a complex but i'll humor you anyway: leave together, then take a shit at your/her house, then fark her. so simple. laugh out loud

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If you need to go that badly you'll think of a legitimate reason. Hell, I'd purposely deflate one of my tires if it meant getting to take a crap and get laid. If you can't come up with some reason on the spot you don't want it badly enough.
seriously. this guy came up with the most idiotic options and thinks it should be limited to those four. woot
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10-04-2010 at 10:57 PM.
10-04-2010 at 10:57 PM.
Quote from nope89 :
If you need to go that badly you'll think of a legitimate reason. Hell, I'd purposely deflate one of my tires if it meant getting to take a crap and get laid. If you can't come up with some reason on the spot you don't want it badly enough.
It looks like you're choosing A or D. Purposely deflating your tires didn't make it onto the multiple choice exam because it's not practical and retarded. Once you're in the car it's over. It has to happen pre-car.

I thought people would be like:

"I'd take the shit and laugh at guys that enter!"

"I'd just suck it up and hope I get the chance later but then wouldn't!"


Instead it's like people want to pretend they have some better solution that doesn't exist.
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nope89
10-04-2010 at 11:04 PM.
10-04-2010 at 11:04 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
It looks like you're choosing A or D. Purposely deflating your tires didn't make it onto the multiple choice exam because it's not practical and retarded. Once you're in the car it's over. It has to happen pre-car.

I thought people would be like:

"I'd take the shit and laugh at guys that enter!"

"I'd just suck it up and hope I get the chance later but then wouldn't!"


Instead it's like people want to pretend they have some better solution that doesn't exist.
And taking a dump in the woods is a good option? Good lord you're ridiculous. I'm just glad I'm not idiotic enough to get myself into a situation like this and would be capable enough to think of a better solution on the spot than "crap in the woods."
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10-04-2010 at 11:10 PM.
10-04-2010 at 11:10 PM.
Quote from shuriken :
you're dumb. we all know you're a virgin suffering from a complex but i'll humor you anyway: leave together, then take a shit at your/her house, then fark her. so simple. laugh out loud
You can't go back to your house. It's straight from the bar to hers. You're gunna take a shit at her house? I would think that would be the most awkward option. At least it's plausible though. Congrats. I'll put you down for:

E.) Take a shit in her bathroom and stink up the joint

What's my complex? You calling me a virgin doesn't make me a virgin. I didn't realize it was about me. I could call you something with no evidence too, but it would just make me look stupid.

I gave the four best options. You gave a fifth. Thanks.
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10-04-2010 at 11:14 PM.
10-04-2010 at 11:14 PM.
Quote from nope89 :
And taking a dump in the woods is a good option? Good lord you're ridiculous. I'm just glad I'm not idiotic enough to get myself into a situation like this and would be capable enough to think of a better solution on the spot than "crap in the woods."
Yeah, you're so good at coming up with one on the spot. It's too bad you couldn't type it out though.. oh wait, you can't come up with one better.

"I can write poetry like a god. I'm just choosing not to right now."

That's the nope argument.

Edit: hahah just realized your better solution was to deflate your tires. You guys are seriously retarded.
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shuriken
10-04-2010 at 11:16 PM.
10-04-2010 at 11:16 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
What's my complex? You calling me a virgin doesn't make me a virgin. I didn't realize it was about me. I could call you something with no evidence too, but it would just make me look stupid.
you're right. i don't have any evidence, but it was just a conjecture i made from your posts. laugh out loud

Quote from nope89 :
And taking a dump in the woods is a good option? Good lord you're ridiculous. I'm just glad I'm not idiotic enough to get myself into a situation like this and would be capable enough to think of a better solution on the spot than "crap in the woods."
Crylol
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10-04-2010 at 11:19 PM.
10-04-2010 at 11:19 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You can't go back to your house. It's straight from the bar to hers. You're gunna take a shit at her house? I would think that would be the most awkward option. At least it's plausible though. Congrats. I'll put you down for:

E.) Take a shit in her bathroom and stink up the joint
that would be projective identification. you have delusions on many different levels. LMAO
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