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Question for the guys:
October 4, 2010 at
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You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:
A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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This is contradicted by the fact that I added your option because it was plausible. I've yet to have one person choose what I thought was the most obvious choices (including shitting in the woods. It gets the job done no?) Instead I get told how I'm a delusional virgin, while people are unable to give better ideas. Other than your contribution of E.) of course.
the simplest answer is to go back to your/her pad, take a shit, then get the action.
again, the delusion is similar to what you outlined here:
Girl: "Why aren't you bringing me home you sketchball?"
You: "Oh.. uhh.. I have to get gas and take a piss.."
Girl: "What the fark? You have gas and I live right around the corner."
Girl starts to get freaked out.
You look like an idiot.
i've done it before. true story.
the simplest answer is to go back to your/her pad, take a shit, then get the action.
again, the delusion is similar to what you outlined here:
but if you're ever in this predicament, you'll know what to do thanks to me. girls think you're a sketchball because you probably are and act like one.
I chose option D.) because I didn't want to shit in front of a ton of guys and I didn't want to be uncomfortable anymore because it was ruining my time. I did get laid. Eat crow. Of course you'll just say that's my delusional virginity talking. So be it.
If we're going to start getting all psychological on the subject, I'd say you calling me a virgin, delusional, sketchball in the eyes of girls, and dumb is a defense mechanism so you don't have to believe that I am in fact successful with women. This would be because you're jealous due to your own lack of sexual satisfaction at the present time. That's my theory. It's backed up by my own knowledge of my sex life and your false accusations. It's the best I could do with the evidence I have. Notice how I don't advertise my theory as fact like you have. Following this method will make you look more intelligent in the future and you'll know what to do thanks to me.
If you actually want a realistic answer, I would say that many people don't go to bar's alone. Assuming you at least initially met up with a friend or two at the place, just go find your friend and ask him to nonchalantly keep people away from the bathroom for a few minutes. Shouldn't be too hard nor as extreme as shitting in the woods.
If you actually want a realistic answer, I would say that many people don't go to bar's alone. Assuming you at least initially met up with a friend or two at the place, just go find your friend and ask him to nonchalantly keep people away from the bathroom for a few minutes. Shouldn't be too hard nor as extreme as shitting in the woods.
Having a friend hold up the line so you can take a shit is a plausible answer. He would have to stand there the whole time and people would not be happy. My friends wouldn't do it. They'd tell me I'm on my own with my shitting. It might be different for other people.
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No, I think I would go with B. If she wants me bad, then making her wait will be a nice little tease for next time. And I want to be at the top of my game, so stomach pains/noises dont really go with that.
When my boyfriend and I went to a club in Cancun we were both hit with some crappy illness. He got the "run to the bathroom" symptoms, though.
And the only restroom he could find in the club had only urinals - no single toilet anywhere. He just decided to deal with it and suffer through it - then run to the restroom when we got back to the hotel. It was late, and we were unfamiliar with the area - so we really had no idea what else to do.
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