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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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ForeverDecember
10-05-2010 at 06:24 AM.
10-05-2010 at 06:24 AM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
I'd hold out in hopes that the girl wants me to take a dump on her chest.
The bar is in Germany? Confused
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 06:24 AM.
10-05-2010 at 06:24 AM.
Quote from Iaaaiws :
Duh, the obvious solution would be to upper-deck the toilet in the bar. No embarrassment involved and in fact you would probably get a high five from any other guy that happened to walk in and saw. Well, maybe after you were done and washed your hands.
laugh out loud
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Landers
10-05-2010 at 06:33 AM.
10-05-2010 at 06:33 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
The bar is in Germany? Confused
It's actually in OPs mind. Doesn't really exist.
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SnakePlisken
10-05-2010 at 06:36 AM.
10-05-2010 at 06:36 AM.
Quote from ForeverDcember :
The bar is in Germany? Confused
Just take a dump at the airport then.

Quote from Landers :
It's actually in OPs mind. Doesn't really exist.
Maybe the bar is in his prison cell?
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happygirl86
10-05-2010 at 06:41 AM.
10-05-2010 at 06:41 AM.
Just on a side note, as a female, I realllllly wouldn't want you to choose the poop at her place and stink up the joint option. You would NOT get laid!!
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slutsky
10-05-2010 at 06:45 AM.
10-05-2010 at 06:45 AM.
What's the question? When you have an upset stomach, you should be extremely happy that there is a toliet. Sometimes you just can't hold it.
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redjen910
10-05-2010 at 07:00 AM.
10-05-2010 at 07:00 AM.
Wow. You really don't have any prioritizing skills at all do you? Either crap at the bar or if that's impossible ( I have heard of people having shy bladders but never shy....) let her use the bathroom first at her place and then tell her to get in bed and wait for you. Crap, close the door, and then hopefully last for more than five minutes. Add another 5 or so for cuddling and by then the smell should be gone. Geez, walk and chew gum much?
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OhNoItsDEVO
10-05-2010 at 07:57 AM.
10-05-2010 at 07:57 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I chose option D.) because I didn't want to shit in front of a ton of guys and I didn't want to be uncomfortable anymore because it was ruining my time.
You shit in the woods?!

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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 08:08 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:08 AM.
Quote from redjen910 :
Wow. You really don't have any prioritizing skills at all do you? Either crap at the bar or if that's impossible ( I have heard of people having shy bladders but never shy....) let her use the bathroom first at her place and then tell her to get in bed and wait for you. Crap, close the door, and then hopefully last for more than five minutes. Add another 5 or so for cuddling and by then the smell should be gone. Geez, walk and chew gum much?
You've never heard of someone not wanting to take a shit in front of a ton of people? Really?

If it were my wife or girlfriend I'd agree with you. In this instance you can't be sitting on a couch kissing a girl and tell her to get in bed and wait for you. That's just a tad presumptuous. Also, she'd obviously ask why and you'd have to spill the beans. That ruins the flow of the night. It's late and while you're off doing your thing she's all of a sudden tired and not into it anymore. Another key aspect is I can't work my charm while my stomach is going nutty on me. I'd botch up the night and probably wouldn't end up at her place to begin with.

If I was a girl and brought some random guy over I wouldn't want him to do it in my bathroom. I'd be like, "Go home and take a dump. You're not gettin any of this anyway. You should have just dropped me off."
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Fallacy
10-05-2010 at 08:09 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:09 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You guys are seriously retarded.
We're seriously retarded? Roll
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 08:11 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:11 AM.
Quote from happygirl86 :
Just on a side note, as a female, I realllllly wouldn't want you to choose the poop at her place and stink up the joint option. You would NOT get laid!!
Thank you.
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SnakePlisken
10-05-2010 at 08:12 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:12 AM.
You're so special.
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M-910
10-05-2010 at 08:13 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:13 AM.
Quote from shuriken :
question for you:

why do you come up with the most idiotic scenarios possible? what shithole do you eat at that has a toilet "out in the open?" LMAO
Iagree
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 08:17 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:17 AM.
Quote from Fallacy :
We're seriously retarded? Roll
Not you, the first two guys to start posting. One called my options dumb but said he'd deflate his tires like that would solve the problem. The other thought that using fancy words would somehow give credence to his false accusations.
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Fallacy
10-05-2010 at 08:18 AM.
10-05-2010 at 08:18 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Not you, the first two guys to start posting. One called my options dumb but said he'd deflate his tires like that would solve the problem. The other thought that using fancy words would somehow give credence to his false accusations.
shuriken is on my forced ignore list. If you call him a fag*, it'll drive him up the wall... he needs to think he's masculine for some reason or other Dontknow

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