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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 03:09 PM.
10-05-2010 at 03:09 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
No women want to fark a guy without toes.
That's quite the superficial statement. If I loved a girl I wouldn't care about any abnormality she might have.

Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
OP, I'd man the fark up and take a shit at the bar if I were that desperate to get laid. I mean, if you have to resort to one night stands with floozies at some busted up bar that can't even afford walls around its toilets... I can't see what kind of modesty or pride you'd still be trying to cling on to.
It wasn't a one night stand. I wasn't desperate. She wasn't a floozy. You're making fun of the bar because it didn't have a nice bathroom? Sorry Mr. Snob.

Quote from ForeverDcember :
Yuk I would kick him out of bed even if he did have toes.
You say this with no knowledge of my appearance. I could claim that you're not my type and I wouldn't touch you.. but I don't really know that. What I can say is that I go for intelligent, athletic, attractive women in their early 20's. They have to have some unique quality that I find appealing. I'm kinda picky.

I also work out every day, eat healthy, and am in great shape. I'm sure nobody will believe that, but honestly, I have no reason to lie. People that lie about themselves on the internet are sad individuals, because it means they feel inadequate with themselves and have to present a false persona. I have nothing to hide. I am who I am and I'm proud of it.
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PaintTheSkyGrey
10-05-2010 at 03:17 PM.
10-05-2010 at 03:17 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
It wasn't a one night stand.
How often have you talked to her, since?

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I wasn't desperate.
Which is why you're so concerned about getting laid, that you're considering taking a shit in the woods over the restroom, your place, or her place?

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
She wasn't a floozy.
What else would you call someone attracted to someone who would rather shit in the woods than in a perfectly good restroom?

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You're making fun of the bar because it didn't have a nice bathroom? Sorry Mr. Snob.
I'm a snob because the establishments I frequent can afford a couple of 4x8 plywood sheets and brackets? laugh out loud
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 03:23 PM.
10-05-2010 at 03:23 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
What I can say is that I go for intelligent, athletic, attractive women in their early 20's.
should be followed up with: "what i ACTUALLY get is..." Big Grin

Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I'm a snob because the establishments I frequent can afford a couple of 4x8 plywood sheets and brackets? laugh out loud
Crylol
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veritablequandary
10-05-2010 at 03:24 PM.
10-05-2010 at 03:24 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
That's quite the superficial statement. If I loved a girl I wouldn't care about any abnormality she might have.
Oh, well, girls without toes, they're a different story. Hole and a heartbeat's good enough for government work, amirite?
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10-05-2010 at 03:28 PM.
10-05-2010 at 03:28 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I'm a snob because the establishments I frequent can afford a couple of 4x8 plywood sheets and brackets? laugh out loud
Roll

I'd be scared to find out what the ladies' room looks like. LMAO
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 03:46 PM.
10-05-2010 at 03:46 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
How often have you talked to her, since?

The next couple of days. She put her number in my phone and when I'm back in the area I'll probably call her.

Which is why you're so concerned about getting laid, that you're considering taking a shit in the woods over the restroom, your place, or her place?

I knew that she was into me. I was attracted to her and I didn't want uncomfort to ruin the flow of the night. I wasn't going to shit in front of 30 male bar patrons. I'd have to start with a few and work my way up from there. It's important to know your limitations. Smilie

What else would you call someone attracted to someone who would rather shit in the woods than in a perfectly good restroom?

uhhh I'd call her a girl that's attracted to someone. I think that was an attempt at an insult, without the part where either of us got insulted. Yeah, I shit in the woods privately and non rushed. How's that a knock on either of us?

I'm a snob because the establishments I frequent can afford a couple of 4x8 plywood sheets and brackets? laugh out loud

It was trivia night at a small local bar. Apparently you're too good for those. That's why I called you a snob.
This thread was about what other people would do. Instead it turned into people feeling entitled by their choice and criticizing me for mine. It's fine to disagree. That's why you'd choose something different.

"You're dumb cause I wouldn't do it that way!"

It's childish.
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Iaaaiws
10-05-2010 at 04:02 PM.
10-05-2010 at 04:02 PM.
I have no idea why the OP has to make this so complicated. All you had to do was grab one of those paper placemats, borrow a pen from the bartender and make a sign that says "Restroom out of order" and hang it on the door before you went in.

If you wanted to make things even more interesting you could write "Sorry Gents, Restroom Out Of Order--Please Use Women's Rest Room Instead"
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10-05-2010 at 04:02 PM.
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Dark_Saber
10-05-2010 at 04:10 PM.
10-05-2010 at 04:10 PM.
Sometimes you have to do what you have to do.
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10-05-2010 at 04:27 PM.
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10-05-2010 at 05:19 PM.
10-05-2010 at 05:19 PM.
"The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals."

I'm not buying this...
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10-05-2010 at 05:57 PM.
10-05-2010 at 05:57 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
"You're dumb cause I wouldn't do it that way!"

It's childish.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
There's nothing else around cause it's late. I'm guessing that's your answer. Take a shit somewhere else. Where? You're gunna leave her at the bar and go find a 24/7 joint? That's dumb. If you leave together you'd have no reason to go somewhere else. You can't tell her you have to take a shit cause that's presuming something is gunna happen cause you can just take a shit at home after you drop her off.

You're not coming up with good ideas. Just pick one of my options. I already did all the thinking for you. Smilie
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You can't go out of your way to get gas at a 24/7 gas station when you have gas.

Girl: "Why aren't you bringing me home you sketchball?"

You: "Oh.. uhh.. I have to get gas and take a piss.."

Girl: "What the fark? You have gas and I live right around the corner."

Girl starts to get freaked out.

You look like an idiot.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
It looks like you're choosing A or D. Purposely deflating your tires didn't make it onto the multiple choice exam because it's not practical and retarded. Once you're in the car it's over. It has to happen pre-car.

I thought people would be like:

"I'd take the shit and laugh at guys that enter!"

"I'd just suck it up and hope I get the chance later but then wouldn't!"

Instead it's like people want to pretend they have some better solution that doesn't exist.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Yeah, you're so good at coming up with one on the spot. It's too bad you couldn't type it out though.. oh wait, you can't come up with one better.

"I can write poetry like a god. I'm just choosing not to right now."

That's the nope argument.

Edit: hahah just realized your better solution was to deflate your tires. You guys are seriously retarded.
And that's just from page one.

Pot, meet kettle.
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10-05-2010 at 06:30 PM.
10-05-2010 at 06:30 PM.
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And that's just from page one.

Pot, meet kettle.
Rofl2
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10-05-2010 at 07:11 PM.
10-05-2010 at 07:11 PM.
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And that's just from page one.

Pot, meet kettle.
If you read the thread you'll see that I added two ideas from other people. I did make fun of the ones that rationally made no sense. Like deflating ones tires or trying to drive the girl to some random gas station when you're supposed to drive her home. If the person was like "This is what I'd do!" and left it alone I wouldn't have cared, but while they were dishing out nonsense they were also insulting me and calling me stupid.
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