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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private

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PaintTheSkyGrey
10-05-2010 at 11:04 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:04 PM.
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If a non-biased outsider read the thread they'd see who was in the right.
Secret Generally, the one that's crazy sees everyone else as crazy.

Just a tip.
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10-05-2010 at 11:05 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:05 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I beg to differ. When you're back in the area, you'll call her. As in, you're not going out with her. As in, it was only a one-night thing. As in a one night stand.


That's your opinion. I'll have mine.


What makes one exclusive to the other?


I made no false statements. I made four statements, three of which were opinions. The first was true... the rest are quite subjective. How can you tell me my opinions are false?



Take your own advice, goober.
She put her number in my phone and asked me to call her. This is after we hung out for a few days. You know jack shit about me or this girl. Nice guesses but they're wrong. I could guess that your mother is a whore and you're a fat drug addict loser, but I have no evidence to say that. I hope it's true though.
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10-05-2010 at 11:06 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:06 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I could guess that your mother is a whore and you're a fat drug addict loser, but I have no evidence to say that. I hope it's true though.
Awwww, so that you'll have something in common with someone here? I'm sure you could join a support group for that. Comfort
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10-05-2010 at 11:07 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:07 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
She put her number in my phone and asked me to call her. This is after we hung out for a few days.
Your story keeps changing... Whistling

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You know jack shit about me or this girl.
I know that you're not comfortable enough with your masculinity to shit in front of other men... Dontknow

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Nice guesses but they're wrong.
See, I don't think so. I think that's why you're becoming super defensive, posting things such as:

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I could guess that your mother is a whore and you're a fat drug addict loser, but I have no evidence to say that. I hope it's true though.
And for the record, drug addicts are rarely fat. shake head
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10-05-2010 at 11:09 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:09 PM.
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Awwww, so that you'll have something in common with someone here? I'm sure you could join a support group for that. Comfort
Nice one. Let's hear some details about you. I'm sure you're willing to talk about your life because it's so great, or maybe you'll just insult people with bullshit.
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10-05-2010 at 11:10 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:10 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Nice one. Let's hear some details about you. I'm sure you're willing to talk about your life because it's so great, or maybe you'll just insult people with bullshit.
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10-05-2010 at 11:10 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:10 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Nice one. Let's hear some details about you. I'm sure you're willing to talk about your life because it's so great, or maybe you'll just insult people with bullshit.
Like calling Paint's mother a whore and claiming he's a fat drug addict? laugh out loud



Naw, I'll leave that to you - it's clearly working so well for you. Thumbup
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10-05-2010 at 11:12 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:12 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
Your story keeps changing... Whistling


I know that you're not comfortable enough with your masculinity to shit in front of other men... Dontknow


See, I don't think so. I think that's why you're becoming super defensive, posting things such as:



And for the record, drug addicts are rarely fat. shake head
My story hasn't changed at all. I described the first night. Not the aftermath. I know a few fat drug addicts. They eat a ton of fast food, mooch off their parents, and do drugs. I know nothing about you, and I'm sure you wouldn't share because you like to insult other people and hide behind your keyboard.
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10-05-2010 at 11:13 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:13 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I know a few fat drug addicts.


I don't think anyone will find this at all surprising. laugh out loud
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 11:13 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:13 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Not everyone is wrong. You're wrong. You called me a lying delusional virgin.
i didn't flat out call you a liar or delusional. as i stated in post 14, it was a simple conjecture i made from your posts, which i further explained in post 17.

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What have I said that's wrong? I don't accuse people of anything when I don't have evidence.
https://slickdeals.net/forums/showpost.php?p=33054243&postcount=108

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I was actually told to call you a fag because apparently that makes you all hot and bothered. Why is that? Are you homophobic? Do you secretly like men? This isn't from me, it was relayed to me.
no, i'm not homophobic and do not secretly like men. there's just more graceful ways to lose an argument when you can't talk on an intellectual equal with someone rather than calling them a fag. name calling is a droll tactic, at best, and bigotry, in general, is rather annoying. Smilie
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10-05-2010 at 11:13 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:13 PM.
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Like calling Paint's mother a whore and claiming he's a fat drug addict? laugh out loud



Naw, I'll leave that to you - it's clearly working so well for you. Thumbup
I didn't call her a whore or claim he's a fat drug addict. I said I couldn't do that because I didn't have evidence, but I hoped it was the case. Learn to read you internet nag. I'd love to get a look at you and see what you're like. It would make my day.
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10-05-2010 at 11:15 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:15 PM.
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I don't think anyone will find this at all surprising. laugh out loud
he looks at one in the mirror every day. Big Grin
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10-05-2010 at 11:17 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:17 PM.
hahaha. This thread has become me and a bunch of instigators. I guess it's good practice for dealing with assholes. I should ignore you but I like arguing. I just wish I could learn what your lives were like so I could call you out on your "bullying" bullshit.
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10-05-2010 at 11:17 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:17 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I didn't call her a whore or claim he's a fat drug addict. I said I couldn't do that because I didn't have evidence, but I hoped it was the case. Learn to read you internet nag. I'd love to get a look at you and see what you're like. It would make my day.
It won't do you any good - I don't go to trashy bars, and I sure as hell wouldn't go home with a guy as sleazy as you. Nono2
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10-05-2010 at 11:18 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:18 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I know a few fat drug addicts.
Really? What a shock.

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They eat a ton of fast food, mooch off their parents, and do drugs.
Speaking from experience? Is that why you had to venture into a "bar" that only had one toilet in the middle of the place, with no stall? I think it's all coming clear now... Scratchchin

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I know nothing about you, and I'm sure you wouldn't share because you like to insult other people and hide behind your keyboard.
"I know nothing about you, but I'm going to assume things anyway." LMAO

And I'm hiding behind nothing... unlike you, Mr. "I TRAIN TO FIGHT SO HURR DURR"
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