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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private

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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-06-2010 at 12:04 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:04 AM.
That's much better. I'm glad I'm done with you losers. I got a nice internet lesson today.
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PaintTheSkyGrey
10-06-2010 at 12:05 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:05 AM.
Quote from shuriken :
well, we know, at the very least, that she exists in his imagination. i'll concede that much. Big Grin
If a person suffering from schizophrenia has intercourse with one of their hallucinations, does that mean they really masturbated?

This is a puzzler.
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Maleficent
10-06-2010 at 12:05 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:05 AM.
Quote from shuriken :
well, we know, at the very least, that she exists in his imagination. i'll concede that much. Big Grin
True. laugh out loud

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
That's much better. I'm glad I'm done with you losers. I got a nice internet lesson today.
And yet he still can't let go... LMAO

Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
If a person suffering from schizophrenia has intercourse with one of their hallucinations, does that mean they really masturbated?

This is a puzzler.
Roll
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PaintTheSkyGrey
10-06-2010 at 12:06 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:06 AM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
That's much better. I'm glad I'm done with you losers. I got a nice internet lesson today.
Dead Horse
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Maleficent
10-06-2010 at 12:08 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:08 AM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
Dead Horse
Oohh, that's good. 10 bucks says if there's a horse corpse available, he'll mount it instead of you. Brilliant. Grin
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shuriken
10-06-2010 at 12:10 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:10 AM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
If a person suffering from schizophrenia has intercourse with one of their hallucinations, does that mean they really masturbated?

This is a puzzler.
Scratchchin that is quite a puzzler...
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Maleficent
10-06-2010 at 12:11 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:11 AM.
Oohhh, what if this is dzap? bulb
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shuriken
10-06-2010 at 12:14 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:14 AM.
Quote from Maleficent :
Oohhh, what if this is dzap? bulb
this guy is good if he's a multi. the lounge hasn't seen anyone this idiotic ever. Big Grin
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Maleficent
10-06-2010 at 12:15 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:15 AM.
Quote from shuriken :
this guy is good if he's a multi. the lounge hasn't seen anyone this idiotic ever. Big Grin
OMG, no, I bet it's yobuttin. It sounds most like him. It has to be someone - he made an account, came STRAIGHT to the lounge, hasn't posted anywhere else. Has to be someone that's been here before. No one comes to the lounge first.


And yes the lounge has! Eddiehaskell, yobuttin, the horny monkey, just to name some recent ones. laugh out loud
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shuriken
10-06-2010 at 12:19 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:19 AM.
Quote from Maleficent :
OMG, no, I bet it's yobuttin. It sounds most like him. It has to be someone - he made an account, came STRAIGHT to the lounge, hasn't posted anywhere else. Has to be someone that's been here before. No one comes to the lounge first.

And yes the lounge has! Eddiehaskell, yobuttin, the horny monkey, just to name some recent ones. laugh out loud
i guess yobuttin would make sense. i even asked if this was his multi in one of his earlier threads. too funny. laugh out loud
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Maleficent
10-06-2010 at 12:20 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:20 AM.
Quote from shuriken :
i guess yobuttin would make sense. i even asked if this was his multi in one of his earlier threads. too funny. laugh out loud
It sounds a LOT like him, you have to admit. LMAO


Plus, I could totally see him "boasting" about texting while driving. Roll
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iwheela
10-06-2010 at 12:30 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:30 AM.
I pick E. We're not kids anymore. Everyone takes a shit. To try and hide it is childish. Why women do that is beyond me. If a girl has to take a dump at my place I say go for it. You all hold it in WAY too much. Gotta mark my territory anyhoo. Nothing better than a massive dump followed by a nice lay. Except football on TV after both.
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shuriken
10-06-2010 at 12:37 AM.
10-06-2010 at 12:37 AM.
Quote from Maleficent :
It sounds a LOT like him, you have to admit. LMAO

Plus, I could totally see him "boasting" about texting while driving. Roll
yeah, especially with this thread topic:
whats worse? your spouse cheating on you with same sex or opposite sex??
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ForeverDecember
10-06-2010 at 02:00 PM.
10-06-2010 at 02:00 PM.
Holy crap! I missed a lot!
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You say this with no knowledge of my appearance. I could claim that you're not my type and I wouldn't touch you.. but I don't really know that. What I can say is that I go for intelligent, athletic, attractive women in their early 20's. They have to have some unique quality that I find appealing. I'm kinda picky.

I also work out every day, eat healthy, and am in great shape. I'm sure nobody will believe that, but honestly, I have no reason to lie. People that lie about themselves on the internet are sad individuals, because it means they feel inadequate with themselves and have to present a false persona. I have nothing to hide. I am who I am and I'm proud of it.
Uh, read the quote dumbass. We were talking about Brad Pitt. I wouldn't sleep with you because we would never meet. I don't pick up guys at bars, gyms or anywhere else you would pick up some girl to fark.
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Iaaaiws
10-06-2010 at 02:20 PM.
10-06-2010 at 02:20 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I know a few fat drug addicts. They eat a ton of fast food, mooch off their parents, and do drugs.
Btw, how are your siblings doing these days?
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