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RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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01-09-2011 at 06:43 PM.
01-09-2011 at 06:43 PM.
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The name that gets me the most is Richard Lugger!! Every time hes in the news I laugh!!! LMAO
Are you meaning the Indiana Senator Richard "Dick" Lugar ?
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01-09-2011 at 06:46 PM.
01-09-2011 at 06:46 PM.
laugh out loud

The video for New Year's was beautiful..
Thank's for sharing.
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01-09-2011 at 06:47 PM.
01-09-2011 at 06:47 PM.
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I got lucky too....don't win stuff very often. I for one, am cheering for you, as well as all my other buds here on the Funny Farm. Attachment 472379

Most excellent! I'm guilty of lurking this site for years. Had I known the members are so cool-I would've spoken up years ago! nod
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01-09-2011 at 06:50 PM.
01-09-2011 at 06:50 PM.
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01-09-2011 at 06:51 PM.
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Who dat?
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GoldieRocks
01-09-2011 at 06:54 PM.
01-09-2011 at 06:54 PM.
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Who dat?
That is the picture I can't get turned right,lol..
He is the lead singer from the band called Puddle Of Mudd that I met at a concert this past summer.
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01-09-2011 at 06:54 PM.
01-09-2011 at 06:54 PM.
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Most excellent! I'm guilty of lurking this site for years. Had I known the members are so cool-I would've spoken up years ago! nod
I didn't find SD til late in the OWTW contest...lurked for a week or so, then just had to sign up so I could post a big Thank You to everyone who posted answers and helped me get some nice gear (coat, cig case, bonus gift)
I've had THE best time here on the Funny Farm since the Marlboro contest ended...and "met" some super nice people. Smilie
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01-09-2011 at 06:59 PM.
01-09-2011 at 06:59 PM.
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Ya, I just dont get why people have to lie like that... just doesnt make any senseIagree
Well, I have an explanation for why women lie:

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.


Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are
you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.

'Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!' The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,
All Us Women, Amen
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01-09-2011 at 06:59 PM.
01-09-2011 at 06:59 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
That is the picture I can't get turned right,lol..
He is the lead singer from the band called Puddle Of Mudd that I met at a concert this past summer.
Here ya' go sweetie....right side up & resized to 75x75 pixels....all ready to be used as an avatar.
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01-09-2011 at 06:59 PM.
01-09-2011 at 06:59 PM.
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I got lucky too....don't win stuff very often. I for one, am cheering for you, as well as all my other buds here on the Funny Farm. Attachment 472379
Quote from mlx3 :
I didn't find SD til late in the OWTW contest...lurked for a week or so, then just had to sign up so I could post a big Thank You to everyone who posted answers and helped me get some nice gear (coat, cig case, bonus gift)
I've had THE best time here on the Funny Farm since the Marlboro contest ended...and "met" some super nice people. Smilie
Same here!!! wootwoot
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01-09-2011 at 07:02 PM.
01-09-2011 at 07:02 PM.
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Well, I have an explanation for why women lie:

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked The seamstress replied, 'No.'
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes' The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.


Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are
you crying?' 'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.

'Yes,' cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!' The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,
All Us Women, Amen

too funny lol
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01-09-2011 at 07:03 PM.
01-09-2011 at 07:03 PM.
Quote from shesays :
Well, I have an explanation for why women lie:

Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed,
All Us Women, Amen
AMEN!
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01-09-2011 at 07:07 PM.
01-09-2011 at 07:07 PM.
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Here ya' go sweetie....right side up & resized to 75x75 pixels....all ready to be used as an avatar.
Thats what I like about this site,,you don't even have to ask for help but if someone is here that can help you all surely do it.
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01-09-2011 at 07:08 PM.
01-09-2011 at 07:08 PM.
Quote from mlx3 :
I didn't find SD til late in the OWTW contest...lurked for a week or so, then just had to sign up so I could post a big Thank You to everyone who posted answers and helped me get some nice gear (coat, cig case, bonus gift)
I've had THE best time here on the Funny Farm since the Marlboro contest ended...and "met" some super nice people. Smilie
We also had Lickadeal say that we here at the F.F. had a lil warmer heart than the regular's.That is why she came here to post her worry for her B.F.
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01-09-2011 at 07:12 PM.
01-09-2011 at 07:12 PM.
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Are you meaning the Indiana Senator Richard "Dick" Lugar ?
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Hes the one!
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