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I had a bad case of montezumas revenge over the weekend...

3,747 March 7, 2011 at 11:49 AM
last thursday my friend gave me a couple mre's. i ate 1 thursday nite, 1 friday nite, and one saturday for lunch. for dinner saturday i had some maggiano's 4 cheese ravioli's.

sunday roles around and i get the sharpest pains running through my gut. i knew what was about to come out of me was not human. i could hardly make it to the restroom. what came out of me was one solid mass of hell. it hurt so bad coming out.

the moral of my story is anyone considering eating mre's, DONT FARKIN DO IT!!

ive read stories online where people have went camping and only ate mre's and gotten really sick and took the sh*t of their life. I didnt believe them until it happened to me. i wouldnt wish that kind of pain on anyone.
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Moot-N-Me
03-07-2011 at 11:50 AM.
03-07-2011 at 11:50 AM.
The freeze dried fruit is drool

That's kinda nasty dude.
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03-07-2011 at 11:52 AM.
03-07-2011 at 11:52 AM.
tl;dr
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03-07-2011 at 11:56 AM.
03-07-2011 at 11:56 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
tl;dr
it wasnt in ebonics...so either way you wouldnt understand, even though you can clearly see it on your 24" samsung syncmaster monitor
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03-07-2011 at 12:14 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:14 PM.
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tl;dr Ate MREs. a rock came out the other end. eat MREs if you don't want to continue the diarrhea.
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SnakePlisken
03-07-2011 at 12:18 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:18 PM.
Quote from nutter218 :
tl;dr Ate MREs. a rock came out the other end. eat MREs if you don't want to continue the diarrhea.
had them durnin katrina, take out the mini tabasco bottle & throw all the rest away.
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Moot-N-Me
03-07-2011 at 12:20 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:20 PM.
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had them durnin katrina, take out the mini tabasco bottle & throw all the rest away.
Did they have the Chicklets gum??? You didn't throw out the gum did youFrown
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PaintTheSkyGrey
03-07-2011 at 12:21 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:21 PM.
You don't know how to eat MRE's.

Nor should you eat them "just because".
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03-07-2011 at 12:23 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:23 PM.
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Did they have the Chicklets gum??? You didn't throw out the gum did youFrown
kept them to give out on halloween
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03-07-2011 at 12:25 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:25 PM.
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kept them to give out on halloween
Rofl2
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stomach
03-07-2011 at 12:32 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:32 PM.
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You don't know how to eat MRE's.

Nor should you eat them "just because".
i placed the contents on the inside of the plastic container in my mouth, chewed, and swallowed. i just answered one of lifes great mysteries.

what came out of me was nothing short of a medical miracle.
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03-07-2011 at 12:46 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:46 PM.
Quote from stomach :
i placed the contents on the inside of the plastic container in my mouth, chewed, and swallowed. i just answered one of lifes great mysteries.

what came out of me was nothing short of a medical miracle.
See, that was your problem.

You actually have to open the foil packages inside the plastic container.
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HeyLookItsMe
03-07-2011 at 12:49 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:49 PM.
karma is a bitch isnt it?
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03-07-2011 at 12:51 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:51 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
See, that was your problem.

You actually have to open the foil packages inside the plastic container.
wtf kind of chinese made mre's are you eating? mine was packaged up with plastic inside of plastic. i have no time for lead based cheap ass tin foil packaging.

mine came from america. the land of corrupt corporations.

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karma is a bitch isnt it?
karmen sandiego is a bitch actually. karmen = carmen....nuff said
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PaintTheSkyGrey
03-07-2011 at 12:53 PM.
03-07-2011 at 12:53 PM.
Quote from stomach :
wtf kind of chinese made mre's are you eating? mine was packaged up with plastic inside of plastic. i have no time for lead based cheap ass tin foil packaging.

mine came from america. the land of corrupt corporations.
Then it wasn't an MRE. Cool
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